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tolf

@tolfdog

original character do not steal

 seattle
Joined January 2020
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tolf@tolfdogMar 13
🤝 Paid partnership
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If I can sits, I’m gonna sits 🐎: @/juiceps 📸: @tolfdog
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you can't say "no nut november" anymore because of woke. you have to call it "peanut allergy awareness month"
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this guy in this meeting keeps pronouncing "december" as "dicksember" 😭
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tolf retweeted
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hunter@3gpmh19h
every day can be halloween if you’re haunted by your own life choices
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hey lil guy what's up
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what the fuck is that
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talking about incest fetish to my therapist and prefacing it with "well i guess im paying you to tell you whatever"
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intrusive thought to open all the bottles of prep the doctor gives me and mix them into one big prep candy jar
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I JUST WANNA PUMP MY GAS BRO
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hi
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they sent 89 cents to collections
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Baiting someone into saying hi by saying hi
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frye
@___fryeOct 21
it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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bro thinks he's a dog 😹
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Same tbh 😭😭😭 📸 @fuckKevon
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seeing my therapist for adhd but got so distracted i forgot to talk about adhd
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abe@smogciderOct 18
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doing emotional labor at the social construction site
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thought I had a lens wipe in my pocket and ended up pulling out and opening a packet of grated parmesan cheese during a work meeting
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How’d I do? :p
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Cashew 🔜 FURUM (@MintCashew) profile pictureCashew 🔜 FURUM@MintCashewOct 9
Oh deer!
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