tom

Vaping is sooo great cos like sometimes I just really fancy a headache

No cos like yo me hago el degradado todo bomba, y las cejas también, uno se ducha y se exfolia champú de Pantene

Frankly my gut's microbiome is none of my business we don't even know each other like that...

Everyone say thank you Lloyd’s Platinum

My friends shopped at Chicbum and all I got was this stupid Hepatitis

The bulgogi was great

Hey Shawn I need an investigation opened I’m being accused of something I did not do I’m gonna send you information and I wanna go the distance on it

Scary headache and vomit brought to you by Buzzball

Going home to ash on your toddler’s head 🙏💆‍♂️

Soy super payo y super guiri y ya esta tbh

If your “bar” served “drinks” in these, count your days.

God I fucking love Europe… and also webinars… and also white collar crime maybe

To the person who invented french tacos I can accom

Calling in fat to work

Free farting in GAP kids

Have you tried the conga from glovo yet?

Smoking on the weed that made Kate’s Bush