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I analyze boats, risk, and bad decisions. Breaking down the flex, the danger, cost and what actually happens when things go wrong.

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Joined July 2025
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He emptied his entire $12.00M to buy the boat and had exactly twelve dollars left over for the tow truck 😂
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He emptied his entire $12.00M to buy the boat and had exactly twelve dollars left over for the tow truck 😂
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Is this actually a genuine engineering or did bro just spend a fortune on a 69 year old car that is going to rust
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Is this actually a genuine engineering or did bro just spend a fortune on a 69 year old car that is going to rust
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Tom Lyra retweeted
So momma said "we won't go fast" and next thing you know the boat is throwing a full wave while both kids are hanging in the air
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So momma said "we won't go fast" and next thing you know the boat is throwing a full wave while both kids are hanging in the air
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Tom Lyra retweeted
WTF is wrong with X 🤦 There's probably a new update causing it to glitch
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WTF is wrong with X 🤦 There's probably a new update causing it to glitch
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Tom Lyra retweeted
This video proof that you can be rich and still be stupid
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This video proof that you can be rich and still be stupid
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Watch how this captain is wasting crude oil meant for the government 🤦 later y'all will complain the government is bad
This captain was literally dumping all its shit in the sea 🤢🤮
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Watch how this captain is wasting crude oil meant for the government 🤦 later y'all will complain the government is bad
This captain was literally dumping all its shit in the sea 🤢🤮
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This viral video explains why you can be rich and stupid
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Fuck This Nigga
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This viral video explains why you can be rich and stupid
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Fuck This Nigga
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She probably cook, clean, and catch fish too The comments won't disappoint 😂
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She probably cook, clean, and catch fish too The comments won't disappoint 😂
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Tom Lyra retweeted
This is how fast a bass boat goes from taking on water to completely upside down. Bass boats like this Stratos 294 XL are built with super low freeboard so you can reach the water easily and cut down on wind drift. The tradeoff is zero forgiveness when the stern gets heavy
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This is how fast a bass boat goes from taking on water to completely upside down. Bass boats like this Stratos 294 XL are built with super low freeboard so you can reach the water easily and cut down on wind drift. The tradeoff is zero forgiveness when the stern gets heavy
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