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Joined June 2026
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Y’all are sooooo obsessed with your little national identities and your little made up countries and your little national dish that was invented in the 60’s and propagandized as some ancestral recipe that cannot be modified
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Pretending I’m gonna buy FlixBus tickets right before the departure just to see the seat map and find 2 empty seats next to each other
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Then photoshopping my ticket with one of the two seats, so if there’s someone there (I know it’s not their seat, it appeared as empty in seat selection) I’ll be like “that’s my seat” and show them the photoshopped ticket
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I love gay halloween because what do you mean someone dressed up as ME!!!!! Like I’MMMM now officially a gay halloween costume omfg
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If a gay guy is called “girl” colloquially and responds with something like “i’m not a girl.” then he is in fact capable of murder or great violence. On the other hand if he’s called bud/buddy and is not a little turned on he understands nothing of the psychology of homosexuality
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When someone recognized me at C2C and told me to “do the dance”
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As a Brazilian, it’s genuinely so tough you have to talk to someone at a party before you make out with them in Europe
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French guy on the flixbus genuinely telling me i’m in his assigned seat
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The introvert/extrovert binary is so flawed because it often implies extroverts have less of an inner world than introverts, and that people with little social skills (introverts) shouldn’t be encouraged to better their social skills
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Individualist cultures are spiritually and morally inferior
It's becoming nightmarish... for the Finns. Happy Halloween from the Embassy of Finland! 🎃
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I’m famished
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Comunque il momento più bello ieri sera quando è finito il set oklou e i froci niche sono andati indietro e i froci boomer sono andati avanti per robyn… la tettonica a placche
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I feel for them what people feel for Taylor swift
LEGENDS! Oklou and @arca1000000 together at the C2C festival last night in Turin, Italy!
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Me floating in pee
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I like to crack eggs
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we know there’s a Oklou show nearby when 📍c2c festival
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SHYGIRL HAS A BAND?
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Car dih👀
Hmm Car dih👀
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