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Hey @DPDCare, want to see how your employees deliver packages? No need to ring the bell I’m sure no one would have stolen it if it didn’t come up on ring camera.
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robmanuel@robmanuel4 Aug 2024
"Hey guys stop rioting" I tweet uselessly into the ether. It's quite easy to think of a tweet to start a riot, virtually impossible to think of one to stop one. In the same way you just need a match to start a fire, and a fully funded team of professional firefighters to stop one
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GlennyRodge@GlennyRodge4 Aug 2024
If you’re trying to burn people alive in a hotel, you’re not one of the victims in all this. If you’re trying to burn people alive in a hotel, you’re not the other side of the argument. You’re scum; plain and simple. Shame on anyone who supports these people.
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@Aiannucci5 Aug 2024
β€˜Just say there were very fine people on both sides.’
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marty.com
@martymadrid13 Jul 2023
This is the greatest TikTok I’ve seen this year … I would watch this as a series on Netflix – at Brooklyn, NY
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GlennyRodge@GlennyRodge12 Apr 2023
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@itvnews12 Apr 2023
Liz Truss is set to deliver a speech blaming 'woke culture' for high taxes itv.com/news/2023-04-11/liz-…
Liz Truss to blame 'woke culture' for high taxes in US speech | ITV News

Liz Truss to blame 'woke culture' for high taxes in US speech | ITV News

The former prime minister, who was forced out of office after 49 days, will give a speech reinforcing her belief in a low tax economy | ITV National News

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Martin Lewis
@MartinSLewis20 Feb 2023
10 days ago I sent Chancellor @Jeremy_Hunt a letter (below) asking him to postpone the govt's 20% increase in energy bills on 1 April. Since, SEVENTY major charities (below), & the energy industry trade body have signed up to support the letter. IF YOU SUPPORT THE CALL PLS RT
Supporting organisations incl MoneySavingExpert RNIB Advice for Renters Advice UK Age UK Alex The Leukodystrophy Charity Alexandra Rose Charity Arthritis Action Asthma + Lung UK Barnardo’s Big Issue Foundation Centre for Sustainable Energy Chartered Institute of Housing Child Poverty Action Group Christians Against Poverty Citizens Advice Citizens Advice Scotland Debt Free Advice Diabetes UK Disability Benefits Consortium Disability Rights UK End Child Poverty End Fuel Poverty Coalition Energy Action Scotland Energy UK Environment Centre Swansea Epilepsy Action Fair By Design Fairer Housing Family Fund FareShare FND Hope UK Fuel Bank Foundation Green Alliance Headway Huntington’s Disease Association Independent Food Aid Network Joseph Rowntree Foundation Kidney Care UK Leonard Cheshire Mencap MND Association and more

ALT Supporting organisations incl MoneySavingExpert RNIB Advice for Renters Advice UK Age UK Alex The Leukodystrophy Charity Alexandra Rose Charity Arthritis Action Asthma + Lung UK Barnardo’s Big Issue Foundation Centre for Sustainable Energy Chartered Institute of Housing Child Poverty Action Group Christians Against Poverty Citizens Advice Citizens Advice Scotland Debt Free Advice Diabetes UK Disability Benefits Consortium Disability Rights UK End Child Poverty End Fuel Poverty Coalition Energy Action Scotland Energy UK Environment Centre Swansea Epilepsy Action Fair By Design Fairer Housing Family Fund FareShare FND Hope UK Fuel Bank Foundation Green Alliance Headway Huntington’s Disease Association Independent Food Aid Network Joseph Rowntree Foundation Kidney Care UK Leonard Cheshire Mencap MND Association and more

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Isaac
@IceManIsaac1 Aug 2022
#BringBackVerdansk until it's trending
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RΓ³isΓ­n Lanigan@rosielanners20 Jul 2022
obsessed with this liz truss photoshoot where they've styled her as if the joker started shopping in LK bennett
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Jānis Lācis@Lidotajs19 Jul 2022
😬 #DontLookUp in real life. πŸ₯΅
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out of context the thick of it@OOCThickOfIt7 Jul 2022
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Jon Harvey@jondharvey7 Jul 2022
Boris Succession, you say?
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits10 Jun 2022
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yeah ok@poutinesmoothie5 Jun 2022
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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cas says free palestine@CrappyFumes4 May 2022
This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke. A real one.
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SeΓ‘n Burke@SeanBurkeShow28 Jan 2022
Antiques Roadshow: NFT Edition
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Joe Lycett
@joelycett28 Jan 2022
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Tim Burgess@Tim_Burgess29 Jan 2022
For anyone in any doubt nitter.cf/MarinaPurkiss/status/1…
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