They do these things to make themselves look like normal people. So why do they always always do it standing *behind* the bar, where no normal person would ever dare to go? The only people you ever see behind the bar of a pub are barmaids and politicians.
Madeley. The best to ever do it. Sketch here
Madeley v Burnham: TV’s ultimate maverick pounces on the PM
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Well here’s an incredible fact for the day we turn back time. This naval gun, being straddled by Cher in the video to If I Could Turn Back Time, is the same naval gun also pictured here, as the Japanese sign the declaration of unconditional surrender, formally ending WW2.
Sir Lindsay Hoyle has had another episode…
Sketch here
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Recently, I was on a train on which someone was playing music out loud on their phone, and a second person approached them and said: “turn that shit off or I’ll chuck it out the window.”
Under these new rules, they’re both a hundred quid down.
How shocking it is to discover there are yet more “bad apples” at Nigel Farage’s market stall.
Sketch here
Another week, another batch of bad apples at Reform UK
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Tom Peck retweeted
Jenny Gilruth: "No one knows the performance of Scotland's children better than Scotland's teachers."
The teaching establishment ran Scottish education when I covered that beat for The Scotsman between 2004 and 2007. Sounds like nothing's changed.
'Are you just burying your head in the sand here because you don't like the reality?' - @SophyRidgeSky
Sophy challenges Deputy First Minister @JennyGilruthMSP on Scotland's falling standards in education ⬇️
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Well done CMA for managing a whole statement on the Holborn and St Pancras by election without once congratulating or acknowledging the Muslim woman who actually won.
I’m sure you’ll join all of us in wishing her well as the first person of Somali origin to become an MP in the UK Parliament.
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Excl w/ @daisyeastlake: Pro-Palestinian activists ran an organised campaign inside the Green Party to recruit members, secure influential party positions and reshape its policies from within, The Times can reveal.
More than five and a half hours of recordings of weekly Greens for Palestine meetings showed members speaking of “using the party” and attempting to ensure those supportive of their position gained key party roles.
In the meetings Animah Kosai, one of the co-chairs, said: “I don’t believe in serving the Green Party, and I think some people are going to hate me for this. I actually believe in using the party in order to reach certain goals. And in this case, for Palestine, for anti-imperialism.”
Lubna Speitan, one of the proposers of the “Zionism is racism” motion passed at the party’s conference on Sunday, said: “I’m going to knock on every door and just talk about Palestine […] It’s about the quality of membership and who we want to bring into this party.”
Shahrar Ali, a former deputy leader who is suspended from the party, accused the organisers of “internal political manipulation with scant regard for the integrity of democratic process”. He claimed it was “naked entryism that is corrupting the party beyond recognition”.
Another longstanding party member said there was “clear evidence” of “a highly organised campaign by a small number of infiltrators to take over the party’s key votes and committees”.
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A plea to all West Ham fans going to the match vs QPR tonight. Please do NOT leave early to get home in time to watch me on Have I Got News For You on BBC One at 9.30pm. Stay and support the team. Catch up on iPlayer later. #COYI
📺 Brand new episode hosted by @MissAlexjones, with @tompeck and @ChloePetts, tonight at 9.30pm on BBC One & iPlayer
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I watched the F1 film with Brad Pitt the other day, and there’s a moment where his character asks to add something to the car that isn’t really in the rules. The FIA punishes it, but the team can still race with the earlier car. It made me think.
In F1, the best teams live at the edge of the regulations. Sometimes the FIA allows what they’ve found, and sometimes it says that goes too far. Occasionally the rules are rewritten afterwards.
Now, City. I’m not defending them. A commission found they entered into sham agreements and broke the spending limits. A sham is an arrangement that isn’t what it claims to be, so that’s a different thing from using a gap nobody had spotted.
City deny it and will appeal. But I find it useful to ask/reflect on how people inside the club see it.
From their point of view, PERHAPS they believe they were doing what elite competitors do: looking at the rules, finding the limits, challenging interpretations and moving faster than the regulatory system.
From the outside, you might look at that and say, “That’s cheating.” From inside the organisation, they might say, “We found something nobody had thought of.”
If you believe you’ve found a way to bring money in, more or less within the rules (and the commission said it was not in the rules and it was cheating), you might tell yourself you’re just being a sharp competitor.
We are all asking “did City cheat?”. But I find this question interesting too: “how did City come to believe they weren’t?”
And understanding a mindset, or trying to, isn’t excusing it.
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Manchester City were found guilty of 114 out of 115 charges by an independent commission. The comparison made is not in the same ball park to the level of rule breaking Man City have committed.
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Well the Greens were pleasingly mad, but Zack Polanski was … quite good?
Zack the DJ brings the noise and senses chance for breakthrough hit
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