I had an insane crush on her growing up lol what a time!
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
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This Obi Cubanna Abuja house mad sha oh….
The money used to maintain this house in 5 years go build mansion for Lagos 😂
And when it comes to campaigns, why would you waste time and resources campaigning in places you know you wouldn’t win, who does that and why? If PO goes to Kwara state to campaign for example, wouldn’t that be a complete waste of time and resources cos it won’t do anything
This has to be deliberate to throw the questioners off cos how do you have such a lucrative business but you don’t have the numbers
Ehen, finally an ideology I can pin to this guy, he’s a communist, they always sound noble, until they bring world class poverty down the line
Brazil fell off
🚨🚨| 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Andrey Santos has been CALLED UP by Brazil for the international brake. #mufc 🇧🇷
That’s the same logic I keep pointing out, that he’s not personally corrupt does not mean he can run a corruption free government, so all that talk of restoring subsidy but killing the corruption within the subsidy is just impossible wishful thinking
1. This interview was published on the 14th of March 2015, about 2 weeks before the general election that brought Buhari to power.
2. Goodluck Jonathan was still President, and Peter Obi spent essentially the entire interview defending his government and urging Nigerians to reject Buhari and the APC. The idea that he was sucking up to Buhari for his personal benefit, or somehow seeking a path into the APC, is plainly false, as I am sure you know.
3. The video you posted cleverly cuts a longer segment where he actually criticizes the APC and casts doubt on Buhari’s ability to tackle corruption if he takes over from Jonathan.
4. The full interview can be accessed here: youtu.be/FPRxDeg0xQQ?si=axkn…
5. Lie less.
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No lies. You know some of us predicted the wave in 2023 knowing the underground work that was being carried out. Even the candidate himself had no idea what was taking place across many channel. A lot of those actors are unnamed and chose to stay away from sunlight. He really benefitted from a lot of goodwill offered with nothing requested in return. Those underground channels are non-existent today, every politician will carry his/her cross in 2027!
Akintollgate was always adamant on my conceding the point that we underestimated the Obi wave in 2023, and I don’t argue it anymore.
For 2027 though, everyone can see him coming and he will be accurately defined for Nigerians to make the right choice and #VoteWisely
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Can’t believe I might be moving back to Nigeria soon and my biggest fear is becoming razz
I don’t wanna be razz or even catch a whiff of razzness around me my goodness
You know everybody! You should have your own memoirs
This was exactly how I Met Phyno. I was on tour with 4th republic and Nigerian Breweries. We just performed in Enugu. After they paid us our money. Opposite the hotel I saw a studio. I went in there and met Phyno working. A lady called Stacy was recording. He was the Producer. We clicked and did a song Immediately called STREETS IS MILITARY. I Ran back to the hotel and Holad @Drealmaximum we returned and Phyno produced a Jam for him same night as well. I met Phyno as a random Younging, we bonded & he made me a song Immediately. I love him for life for that action Alone. Next month my label flew him to Lagos. He worked with us for a bit then broke off with Eloka Elopee our manager at the time to start their own Label called PentHauz. Good times. 🥰
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When my uncle died we buried our dead and left his wife alone in peace. Na visit we de visit them.
His children live in the home he built till this day. Nobody has ever knocked on their door to ask for car documents or a single pin of his properties.
You people are weird as hell.
he decided to live like his boss for a change
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looooooool, if na Lagos, everybody knows why
My cousin called me early this morning and said "ègbón, shey mo rí £1000 lọ́wọ́ yiń till next month ending". He said the £5000 he went home with has finished already and he still has one week left to stay in Nigeria.
I cheekily told him that why won't he blow up £5000 in less than two weeks when he had to spend his first one week in a Lekki hotel. I've sha sent him the money he asked for and told him it must not exceed when he promised to return it because I'm also planning for a funeral and I need money for it.
Travelling to Nigeria is very expensive.

























