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moist

@torNATEo1

Tier 1 operator; I'm about to bust.

 Cincinnati, OH
Joined August 2010
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Dune? I’d rather be Dune Whip-its In The Bathroom Before My Custody Hearing
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Taliban saw that Woodstock documentary and got frosty!
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Shout out to Gary Vee’s brother Larry Vee
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Partner, I’m fixin, to be pissed
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Good afternoon friends hope you are all getting top on this beautiful day.
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Chet Hanks makes more sense when you realize he is the child of Forrest and Jenny.
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Answering girls’ questions you’re welcome.
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If the Chiefs win tonight, I will fist fight my boss. I will also do this if the Bucs win
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I do not like sentimental Super Bowl ads. I want to see a squirrel eat Doritos and then make a guy’s pants fall down.
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Sucking my own bird at midnight @timbutterly @mikerainey82
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Merry Christmas to everyone except the Pittsburgh Steelers
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I could beat up the grinch. Mean does not equal tough. I’d wipe the fucking floor with him
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Oakley’s should only be worn by outfielders and alcoholics. Nobody else.
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Shout out to Jesus for being the king of cross promotion
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I actually prefer a woman with a TON of gag reflex
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Shia LaBeouf reminds me of every scumbag friend I’ve ever had that tries to get you to go along with them on a horrible plan by saying “No, LISTEN” and then saying the same thing they just said but louder
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Happy season opener eve everyone. Who dey
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Just happy Regis got to see that lady show the cops her pussy before he passed.
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Don’t tell my girl but I dab a couple times while she lets me hit it from the back
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We’re gonna find out Ghislane took the lemon party photo, it’s just a matter of time.
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