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I'm a rescued Spur Thighed tortoise. I live in Cornwall with my brother from another egg @tortyherman. I was born blind but I'm having a great time 😀

Joined June 2024
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#HCP26 @TortyHerman we're coming for you!!! Spooky time 🤣🐢🌺🎃
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Thank you to @EeyoreFairyTale and @BagginsSuperCat and Mumquat for our costumes, we love them!
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#HCP26 Happy Halloween everyone!
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– at Cahokia, IL
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#mogwartsHW @MogwartsSchool My and Herman's entry for the pumpkin carving. We worked our best magic on them, the original cauliflower and pumpkins were grown by the housekeeper's friend on her allotment!
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See, @TortyHerman, I told you the Portman and Pickles Peculiar Pumpkin Potion would do the trick!
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📣 Just a gentle reminder that it’s our #CatChatBookClub tweetup this coming Sunday 25 October 2026 at 8pm UK time 😸 🎃 👻 All welcome 📚 (NB UK clocks go back 1 hour on Saturday night!)
📣 Looking ahead to October #CatChatBookClub & of course we’re heading into the spooky season. We know not everyone enjoys scary books, so we give you a choice: “Spine-Chilling or Heartwarming” Which will you choose? 🤔 Tweetup on Sunday 25 October 2026 at 8pm UK time 😸 🎃 👻
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Silly weather, it's blown one of our gates down and the other is hanging by a thread 🙄🐢🌺
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The phantom head thief has been at it again, pfft! Happy Sunday everyone 😁🐢🌺
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Housekeeper! Stop taking photos of my butt! 🙄🐢🌺
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Food coma in my dish 🤭🐢🌺
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everything is (trying to be) eating everything else
Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.
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Bean photo! 2 years ago, I'm much bigger and healthier now 😀🐢🌺
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Tony Tommy's furniture removals and parkour lessons! 🤭🐢🌺
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Today the housekeeper has turned a load of frozen berries into 15 jars of jam. She's very proud of herself but is wondering how long it will take to eat 🤣🐢🌺
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If only she'd stop singing Jammin' by Bob Marley...
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Albert the Tortoise news! @AlbertTortoise
The name's #Tortoise, #ALBERTthetortoise. I'm TORTally surprised as anyone. It probably came down to good looks and a hard exterior. Apologies to others in the running. I look forward to this new chapter to add to the ALBERT #books I've inspired Alberttortoise.com #jamesbond
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Just letting the servants know we're doing fine @TortyHerman 🤭🐢🌺 #MWCruise #Mogwarts
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Replying to @BrambleRamble4
@BrambleRamble4 @Hedgewatchers @ValinVigo @ScammersStopped @Scammer_Joker Many thanks to @BearBendor for raising awareness of this scam to hack your account. Please retweet to spread the word. #Hedgewatch #TheAviators #ZSHQ #CatBoxSunday
Very important post. Please read attached screen shot. There is a scam going round. I know at least one of our friends has been hacked in this way. The screen shot is from a google search . Because the message comes as a DM from a person you know and trust you believe it.
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