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runty

@totalrunt

the adulter, funnier, eruditer and much more humble side of your favourite twitter normie. Please don't ask me about my bear. runt on Recon. He/him.

 London, England
Joined December 2020
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Finally, a hot day. Stay hydrated.
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Watching the football. And ok wrong lions (and wrong sport) but still! lions!!
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Slave storage @totalrunt
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What du you see in @totalrunt s eyes? Despair? Horniness? Bliss?
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Oh no, mutt @totalrunt seems stuck. I shouldn’t take advantage of his ordeal of course but…it might be too tempting
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Storage/hole training for poor mutt @totalrunt Not much room for moving around but all you need to do is push back anyway 😈
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#mutt @totalrunt
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Unruly, disobedient mutts can bite. Well, @totalrunt won’t anymore. He will learn that disrespecting commands means pain
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oinkwoof/woofoink
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#mutt @totalrunt
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I see new friends so hi! And here’s what I’ve been up to while we’ve all been busy trying to escape the grips of the bird app (More on IG, too: instagram.com/total_runt)
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Now who in their right mind would go abroad to be treated like this?? oh wait yeah that’s me i would 😵‍💫
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😘 @BondageUniforms
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yeah that’ll do
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Took me long enough. Worth the wait though.
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Oh, this ol’ thing? Shucks.
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This one is ancient but still makes me laugh whenever I think about it. ages later I retold this story at a party, and it turns out the guy sitting opposite me was… the same guy from this chat. We laughed about it and he was actually lovely (but didn’t work on a submarine)
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What’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?
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🐝 🐝
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Nightwing me when you get this
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Dress for the bike you want, not the one you have
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Shiny and shinier
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I recently made the mistake of finding out about a local motorbike store, and then today erred even further by deciding to go in and look around it, and long story short i now need to find nine hundred pounds asap – at Walthamstow, London
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