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 Congleton, England
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Joined June 2015
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Blackpool anyone? zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/detail…
Just bought a house with period features. Though she HATES that as a nickname.
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I remember when you went to a newsagent with £1 and left with 2 bags of crisps, a chocolate bar and a magazine. Nowadays, CCTV everywhere.
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Mario returns from another day of golfing, karting and tennis. "Did you do any plumbing today?" his wife asks. A hungry baby cries.
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"Always give your food a rinse before you eat it," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches.
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I think my ex still has some weird obsession about me - I've just found a photo of us in the bins outside her house.
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Mat@MatCro26 Jul 2015
GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.
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Just read online that the Earth is flat. Wow. Also, don't give your children food as it will kill them.
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[high seas] FIRST MATE: The men be ready to attack PIRATE: Arr! FIRST MATE: Oh sorry...the men "are" ready to attack
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"I'm worried that my name won't look posh enough on the display." "Don't worry, we'll put you next to Smith."
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Just walked down the corridor of uncertainty. I think.
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He's always jumping on the bandwagon
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Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise.
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That lovely moment when a Spaniard emerges from the hedgerow and hands you a signed photo of Andrew Castle
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I picked up a box and it made me shit lightning.
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Eggs top ten: Soft boiled Hard boiled Poached Fried Scrambled Cuddled Brushed Bent Tickled #eggs #cars #bears
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