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oomfie

@tr4shbvg

things are never what they seem

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Joined August 2009
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only way to acquire swag is thru trial and error
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"Half a dozen" is such a sensationalized way to say 6
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“we will see each other next class 100%” threatening the professor like this is soooooskslalsjsjskakajs lmfaoooooo
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Parelli (@Jaypareil) profile pictureParelli@JaypareilOct 29
The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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instead of emojis I started saving peoples contact in my phone with an exclamation point after their name. makes it so much more exciting to get a text from Josh!
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I haven’t heard from him since june but I am manifesting 🧘🏽‍♀️
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Jessicunt@jessicnntOct 29
pizza crust gate discourse is so funny to observe bc when my friends don’t want the crust I eat it
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I FOUND THE RECIPE
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@Raindropsmedia1Oct 28
Nia Long, Regina Hall, and Sanaa Lathan—all over 50—go viral after linking up with immaculate face cards! 👑😍 ✨
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binge watching the moon
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Tana looks so much like Jan Levinson Gould
Complex Style (@ComplexStyle) profile pictureComplex Style
@ComplexStyleOct 27
Tana Mongeau remade this Justin and Hailey moment for Halloween 😭🎃
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im crying whats the correlation
🥎 (@osnsgibson) profile picture🥎@osnsgibsonOct 27
Niggas be ugly as fuck tryna be religious.
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this is valid af
poison ivy 🌱 (@_PussNboots) profile picturepoison ivy 🌱@_PussNbootsOct 28
I will actually delete a tweet if too many men like it bc I have clearly made an error somewhere
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in any situation, believing that “men don’t understand” will always be your first mistake
ℯ (@erriiccaa_) profile pictureℯ@erriiccaa_Oct 27
So many men (🤮) don’t understand this concept. Cheating is cheating. Call it insecure but them likes, comments, emojis, DMs be meaning something.
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I do not understand how or why in 2026 fortune 500 corporations are still wasting paper and postage on junk mail
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haitians in the lobby
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person who made this post deleted it but I really liked it so
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the people in the hospital taking care of your loved one lowkey become a part of your family like I got a new auntie and a new cousin fasho
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the moon is so huge and so bright tonight
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