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god's SPOOKIEST animal / used to be same user on tumblr / check th carrd

one of those it/its
Joined December 2019
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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people whove sent me death threat over the sanctity of fandom culture are in shambles about ao3 being down son put your money where your mouth is pull out the damn xerox machine and go to the ups store. the elder spirks would look down on you
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🔮 max (from the internet) retweeted
Ao3 is offline for a month
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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can we have Anything at all
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crying why is bobo at the scene lf the crime
THE BEACH BOYS ARE OFFICIALLY NO MORE, MIKE HAS LEFT THE BAND OFFICIALLY 😭 Their new name is John Stamos and the California Sound
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i think all breaking news should include whoever is involved next to a muppet forever
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🔮 max (from the internet) retweeted
Me Kermit the Frog 🤝 Thinking about taking down a Ham Shorti later
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I almost totally forgot about my first ever Mystery Skulls Lewis art! I'm old and 2014 really was so long ago
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🔮 max (from the internet) retweeted
#mysteryskulls #fanart 🥹👏👏👏
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i fear none of us may survive the fury of dracula bro
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Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
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I just had an out of office experience
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🔮 max (from the internet) retweeted
too paranoid for weed too young for liquor too broke for drugs just loser enough to drink lemon extract
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just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life
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🔮 max (from the internet) retweeted
my granny hit the whip nae nae so hard her head fell off
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As a child I was adopted by the animatronic gorilla at the rainforest cafe, who took me under his wing and taught me important jungle skills like how to beat my chest every seven minutes on the dot
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#miketenna ? does this even count
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lot of you think romanticizing mental health issues just means going im crazyyyy im insane isnt that hot this is very clearly a person having an episode and if god forbid she saw it or someone going through similar you guys going erm based? could genuinely make things worse
new favorite reddit post . get her a girlfriend
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🔮 max (from the internet) retweeted
when jack skellington was alive his name was jack wellington and he was made of beef
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