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Joined April 2023
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To the haters: without you, I wouldn't be who I am today. So keep going.
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"Wookiees are most fertile between the ages of 16 and 17."
"What about the Geonosian attack on the Israelis?"
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Last one for now, because these slobs are just too easy—it's boring. Disney relaunched Star Wars with the ethos of distancing it from the prequels, quite literally from the very first line.
Replying to @denimneverdies
I hate how Disney successfully astroturfed and gaslit people into liking the prequels, helps that they put out an even shittier trilogy tho
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Jackson has yet to reveal his deadliest servant... The one they say no living Vulptereen can kill.
Please don't make me talk about the flaws of The Lord of the Rings trilogy again. Don't make me bring up Faramir, or the aimless love plot between Aragorn and Arwen, or the way Gollum and Sam are handled in the third movie. I don't like doing it. It hurts me and it hurts my friends.
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I jest, and will note that it's not intellectually honest to claim Jackson's cinematic alterations improve upon Tolkien. I've seen this argument often from those who have clearly not read the books. Also, Jackson's ideals as an artist are better represented in another picture.
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"Cope" "seethe" You know it's over because your ilk overplayed your illiteracy. Emoji usage won't save you.
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Andor fan as well! Two for the price of one.
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They liked TFA... Just like the original comment claimed. Point and laugh.
Do you even know who the guy in the image is or do you think RLM likes the sequels
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@redlettermedia are also slippery rats who edited out 20 frames of a video to decontextualise a joke. nitter.cf/Nickelifts/status/1958…
Replying to @Nickelifts
Upon further inspection, @redlettermedia's video is even more disingenuous than I thought. The first clip is what they have used in their video while the second is my original. What effect might cutting the cartoon images have on the level of seriousness I had when saying this?
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You're not claiming the original trilogy, old-timer—particularly The Empire Strikes Back. That film is far too silly for the Black Rifle Coffee gang.
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
There are 3 Star Wars Films... Ep IV V VI ...everything else is bad to worse.
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Another motif found in these Greybeards is that they consume like drive-thru customers. RotJ's duel, in which Palpatine pulls Vader like a lever for his own design, doesn't work if the saga makes family drama the only means of generating dramatic charge in the lightsaber fights.
Bravo! It takes talent to take fans saying "fight are good but would be better if they were more emotional like in Return of the Jedi" and purposefully misread it into "fans asked for fights to be shitty with no choreography or acting to speak about" - But you managed to do that!
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Boomer Delusion.
Replying to @trepidofficial
We made all the coherent criticisms a decade ago. It's settled. Do you expect us to continue to make up new criticisms? Prequeltards like you wouldn't listen anyway
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You and your ilk have cried about kids' films for 20 years, mistaking accessibility for simplicity. You're an emotional consumer who knows nothing of film. It is an audiovisual language; its capacity to communicate by bypassing words is why it's so effective.
One of the worst cultural phenomenons as of recent has been adults deciding to completely shut themselves off from things made for adults and insisting the stuff they’ve liked since they were 7 are actually even BETTER and MORE MATURE than the things they’re intimidated by
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Yeah, you'd like that, you little pervert. Unfortunately for you, I'm clean and weigh less than 200 lbs, so I'm not your type.
Replying to @trepidofficial
Post a mirror selfie of yourself if weight is something we need to consider in our reviewers
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I haven't forgotten about you, my... other true enemy.
Replying to @cassjeron
Eu acredito fielmente que Andor é a melhor obra da franquia inteira
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It definitely worked. Dexter's Diner isn't selling PATRIOT coffee. Use code 'Piggy' for 10% off your first order and get some black coffee for you, your guns, your truck—and even your pet fish!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🪖 Oink, Oink.
“He calls himself Warpig so I’ll call him piggy, that’ll really get his goat!” You really expected that to work?
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Specifically, Lucas's continuation of his creation was discarded in favour of a corporate reconstruction designed to appeal to an audience whose expectations had become commercially indispensable. Abrams has never had an original idea, so he reconstructed a set of signifiers.
Replying to @eltigre13131
I’d say it started with the ridiculous hate against George Lucas from original trilogy purists when the prequels were released. They were literally singing that George Lucas raped their childhood
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Piggy spat out his black coffee and bullets in a fit of rage because he couldn't comprehend that Lucas lifted 1930s to 1950s American architectural innovation to communicate that consumerism from below masks political machinations from above.
Replying to @WayneS0L0
It had a fucking 1950's Americana diner. From the United States of America. And the short-order cook knew intricate details of obscure galactic weaponry the Jedi Archives didn't. Everything about the movie was stupid.
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Always publicly shame and embarass these freaks.
At this point my problem with prequel lovers/sequel haters is that their criticisms of the sequels all equally apply to the prequels and all the positives they give the prequels could be applied to the sequels They seem to just be mad that they had to grow up at some point
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The Jedi never learn the Sith ordered the clone army, while the Separatists are completely in the dark. As for why the Jedi didn’t follow up? A galactic war breaking out may have taken priority. Much to ponder. You're too easy and you can't stop embarassing yourselves!
Replying to @trepidofficial
ok heres one for u: the fact that all of the characters just ignore/forget the seperatists’/sith’s obvious involvement w the creation of the clone army despite it being the entire thrust of the plot of AOTC is nonsensical character writing
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