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Greybeard-in-training, eclipse chaser, wrenching bikes, whispering prompts, rockabilly heart, zero inner monologue. Live-tweeting into the void.

Joined June 2025
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"I used a carp to-" ok, you are a real carpenter
“I used a calculator to-” Then you aren’t a mathematician. “I used a tractor to-” Then you aren’t a farmer. “I used a microscope to-” Then you aren’t a scientist. This is how dumb the anti-AI people sound.
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I need a collection of prompts like this that you can fire off when the week is 95% over, but you still have 15% of your weekly allowance left
"find all the implicit state machines in my app" is a fantastic prompt. Thanks for the suggestion, @steveruizok
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"find all the implicit state machines in my app" is a fantastic prompt. Thanks for the suggestion, @steveruizok
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Most Nazis these days know about the crimes done in the name of National Socialism and choose to be Nazis anyway. And you want me to believe it's different for Communists and Socialists?
我的合伙人是荷兰中学生左翼领袖。他对苏联失望,但对中国抱有幻想。直到一次出差巴黎买了一本有关中国文革的书。他半夜三点给我打电话:“我要证实一下书中的内容,不然我睡不着觉”。我让他把书中他认为最不可思议的内容读给我。当我说100%是事实时,他沉默了半晌说:“剑芒,你难道是从中世纪过来的?”
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Christine @Lagarde's Legacy as Head of the ECB.
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ai-aligned-zsh
Replying to @fortysevenfx
I had the same thing, it showed up in 200+ sessions. Didn't switch shells though. The agents write bash and zsh doesn't split unquoted vars. One line in ~/.zshenv fixed it: [[ ! -o interactive && ( -n $CLAUDECODE || -n $CODEX_THREAD_ID ) ]] && setopt sh_word_split no_nomatch no_equals Interactive zsh stays exactly the same.
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Ah ja, die rote Flagge von den Freunden: mit Hammer, Sichel und Stern.
A new Mandela Effect is rising. Since when does the Soviet flag carry a star above the hammer and sickle? Many of us remember it clearly without one. If you recall the flag without the star… you may be from the old Earth. Shifted into this denser, clown-world timeline. The memory itself is the proof. The body knows. The soul knows. We are not crazy. We are remembering. I miss the old Earth too. Yet we are here now to hold the Light and anchor a higher one. Who else feels this?
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I was today’s year old when I learned sniffles is simply les snif, the sniffs
I was today’s year old when I learned malaria is simply mal aria, bad air.
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Margaret Thatcher said socialism ends when your run out of other people’s money. Here we are. The welfare state ends when you run out of other people’s children. Here we are.
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finally found a company that truly listens to its customers
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BREAKING: github is currently experiencing unplanned uptime
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A pair of scissors cutting a single hair.
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"Cloudflare does not have itemized pricing at a line-item level for enterprise agreements. Our pricing model is based on a holistic view of the contract" @eastdakota when does this get solved @cloudflare?
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Got my bot to do some e-Government form filling chores for me. The bot hated it. I hope the feedback form gave it some katharsis
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Nearly every phone and computer on Earth relies on one plain-text file to know what time it is. When a country changes its clocks with a few weeks’ notice, or Morocco pauses daylight saving for Ramadan, someone has to update that file. Since 02005, that someone has been Paul Eggert, a computer science professor at UCLA, who does it as a volunteer.  Take a look at this great data visualization to see the full story:  na2.hubs.ly/H08qtQC0
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Today we’re releasing Muse Spark Open, the most capable US open-weight model to date. Built for coding and agentic work, it excels at long-horizon tasks, complex software engineering, and multi-step reasoning. Key Model Specs: → 816B total / 42B active parameters → 1M token context window → Natively multimodal across text, image, video, audio
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HomeView in the EU.
🤖 Made with AI
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