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THE MACHINE IS BACK 😭💀 Stake dropping exclusive 5.00 boosted odds for Merab at UFC 333 got the timeline warming up early 👀
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hello rinu, let me educate you a little.
frame 1: meaning of “death sentence”
frame 2: “is pregnancy a death sentence”
frame 3: “also asked grok if pregnancy is a death sentence for women in nigeria”
and frame 4 is golden…
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you never lie for me before 😹
so donjazzy fit pay my N447k scholarship school fees but he no fit wave the N22k acceptance fee 😹😹
and mine you… na everybody dem accept 😂🤣
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na one night stand dem use give am death sentence o and e no comot am😹😹
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after jesus na omah lay and shaka
guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
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been jerking off to this picture for the past 21 hours and i’m just realizing it’s not an ass 😭
