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houston, tx
Joined March 2022
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final big board for the 2026 draft! even after formatting everything, i feel the urge to move even more of these placements around, but i’m practicing restraint. some more thoughts below:
first ever big board! tiers past ~yellow are kind of arbitrary. leave any questions and comments below 👊
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Allow us to reintroduce ourselves. ☄️
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lowkey would love to see Thornton get some burn
Reed Sheppard was added to the Rockets injury report with lower back soreness and he will miss Friday’s game against the Mavs… This will be his 2nd missed game of the year after playing the full 82 last season. Good to see Houston is making sure he’s healthy before he gets back out there.
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i’m legit in tears at work rn
I wish Jalen Green was treated more like Derrick Rose in terms of roster construction, an entire roster of elite, selfless defensive personnel who didn't care about scoring, giving him a 100% usage rate to dictate the offense on raw impulse. Jalen Green is playing in an era and on a Suns team next to Devin Booker where he is just one piece of a multi starred puzzle. He doesn't have a 4 man shield of purely defensive monsters allowing him to play 48 minutes of unfiltered playground ball. He doesn't need a system literally similar to 2011 D Rose because that's outdated but all he needs is a defensive safety net at center, a vertical rim protector. Players who catch, shoot, or immediately redrive without stopping the ball. A co-star (like Booker) who forces defenses to make a fatal choice: double Booker and let Jalen rip through the paint, or single cover Jalen and watch him blow by his defender at 100 mph. Jalen Green doesn't need to carry an entire offense on his back alone. He just needs the Suns to clean up the floor geometry so he can unleash that raw, downhill impulse without running into a crowded paint.
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THE HOUSTON ROCKETS ARE 5-0 !!!
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this graphic would have taken like 7 minutes in Canva Robert. you’re better than this
Real Coaching Matters! Thank you, Chip! Remember: Sheppard's only shooting 28% from 3 Tari ➡️ 91% FT Amen ➡️ 82.6% FT Bari ➡️ 42.9% 3pt | 86.7% FT
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one day the AI is going to put a Rockets-style swastika on one of these graphics and i won’t be able to save you
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wtf is Fred on lmao
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The Houston Rockets Are Just Getting Started | Offseason Overview, Season Outlook, Record Prediction why I believe HOU should lean into chaosball with Amen/Tari/Jabari as their core piece of their bench lineups when Steven Adams is inevitably unavailable
30 teams in 30 days : Houston Rockets — presented by @dlee4three ✍️ x @tipoffball 🎨 YT video on my channel, article over on The Hardwood Collective and a full-length podcast episode are live, check them out below!
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Freeedddyyyyyyy
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AJ winning ROTY
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do i spot Tshiebwe on slide 3 👀
a few more hours till tip-off ⏳
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Jack Ass In the Will of God #AllFire
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finished watching Adults Season 1
read the journal article ‘Alternate Possibilities and Moral Responsibility’ by H.G. Frankfurt from The Journal of Philosophy Vol. 66, No. 23
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Very early, but KD is running his fewest PnRs/gm since 2011 and getting his most FTAs/gm since 2013. #Rockets have fully embraced Sengun-hub, running early transition pistol, delay & HORNS. KD's playing more off-ball, starting from the corner. It’s generating elite rim pressure.
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they’re sending Jabari out there to die omg 💔
Rockets injury report at Milwaukee: -- Alperen Sengun (low back soreness) is OUT. -- Steven Adams (Right Soleus Strain) is OUT. -- Marcus Smart (left forearm strain) is QUESTIONABLE.
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best graphics in the game. mvp stuff
irisketball week 1 2027 mvp ladder
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read the journal article ‘Alternate Possibilities and Moral Responsibility’ by H.G. Frankfurt from The Journal of Philosophy Vol. 66, No. 23
read this piece on ‘A Bar at the Folies-Bergère’ (1882) titled ‘Twenty Eight Thousand Pounds’ by A. Abbott Braested on their Substack aabbottbraested.substack.com…
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Which NBA player gets their threes off the quickest? Through the first week of the season, Reed Sheppard has the fastest average release time on threes (0.741 seconds) in the league. Data: NBA Game Pulse / Inside the Game
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