My Daddy Daddy Was A Daddy Daddy Was A Daddy Daddy

Hi please don't send me anything to do with knees.... Detective doesn't like it

I'm entering a sweepstakes to write a song with Static-P! wn.nr/6nMkYj I hope I can get a song about mini detective stealing Static's cookies

Fact #10.5: I need to stop watching JoJo

Fact #10: Detective Detective is the part 9 JoJo. His stand's, 「It's Not Like I Like You」, has the ability to deduce your devious deeds and punch you at a rapid speed while yelling my daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy

Stolen

Hit or miss I guess you're tsun, huh?

Detective detective needs your help! The next clue to the idol bombing is on your parents' credit card! Give him your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three mysterious numbers on the back or the bomber will get away!

Fact #9: Detective's full name is Detective fE)94u1! U)foa Detective

Detective, gracefully flipping his hair back: and what about it?

Detective gave me one piece of candy corn to celebrate October....

Bomber bomber Yes detective? Bombing stage? No detective Telling lies? No detective Open your bag Ha ha ha

Fact #8: DD doesn't stand for Detective Detective. It stands for Dirty Dan.

Fact #7: Big Time Rush is a 17 time winner on the top 10 idol stage

Bee: Why is Keiko so pretty? Hareka: Don't be jealous. You're really pretty too, Bee Bee: I'm not jealous. I'm a lesbian.

Real footage of the starblush girls serenading Cole in the bathroom youtu.be/6UklNu2NS4Q

Unexpected bomb in bagging area. Please remove this item before continuing.

Detective: There is one thing worse than a bomber [rips paper down] boom Bee: An idol Detective: No-

Fact #6: The Star Blush Girl's first release was a cover of Kidz Bop Bring me to Life

Detective: Explain to me how you two got into an accident? Hareka: Well we were driving and there was a deer so I said "Cole! Deer!" Detective: And what did he say? Cole: Nothing Hareka: "Yes honey?"

@_Static_P happy birthday! Ily! Please tell detective detective to feed me cake. He's only given me stale potato chips this past week