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Gender reassignment surgery cost upwards to $100,000 yet these brainwashed MAGAs thinks the science teacher is doing it for free between PE and math class. Itβs literally impossible to overstate how fucking ill-informed these people are.
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Zelenskyy is bombing data centers and Putin is bombing children on playgrounds. I know which side I'm on.
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Donald Trump aligned himself with evangelicals because he knew theyβd overlook pedophilia, adultery, racism, cruelty, and corruption.
supreme loser incel energy here from Jesse, who'd burst out crying if someone slapped him moderately hard
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youβd have to have a brain smoother than glass to believe this nonsense
even the medical timeline doesnβt make sense - US citizens wait an average of 2-3 months to get an ACL repair surgery π€‘π€‘π€‘
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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Meanwhile, hereβs @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism.
Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
do you think you could get started on the playing good thing bc it's week 5 and you've done nothing so far
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- the ankle sprain is neither low nor high
- Lamar might play this week, or miss multiple weeks
- as a result, the Ravens may still win, but there is also a chance they could lose
incredible
Lamarβs ankle sprain neither low nor high
nbcsports.com/fantasy/footbaβ¦
El-Sayed: Donald, please, I'm asking you, come to Michigan. Clearly your candidate can't speak for himself. He doesn't have anything to say. Clearly you are the answer. And you should tell everybody why they should imagine you on the ballot.Β
Here's the challenge: I think you are too afraid to come to Michigan because, you know, when I beat your candidate, I'm actually beating you. I dare you to come.
thatβs a little something we call the olβ dipsy-doodle
El-Sayed: There is this argument youβre trying to make which is the best way to take this problem on is just more war. How has that worked out for us? Has that made us safer? We had a war in Afghanistan and Iraq was next door, we were like, go to war there too. Folks sitting here in these chairs were justifying that.
FOX: I'm not arguing we need more warβ¦
El-Sayed: You havenβt told me where you stand on the war with Iran. You seem to be a fan of it.
FOX: Iβm interviewing you.
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Sen. Eric Schmitt thought he was Tom Hanks in "The Da Vinci Code" when in reality he's Tom Hanks in "Forrest Gump" @JordanKlepper




















