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Future publican - Current beggar

London, England
Joined June 2011
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Come and be part of the adventure in breathing new life into the heart and soul of The Star Inn, Crowlas. We are launching a crowdfunding campaign raising funds to renovate. Loads of perks available to purchase or even if you just donate. All help appreciated! Link in bio xxx
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All the best to these two nutters! For sure it will be a great success with great food from chef Trystan. No question about the hours and all the hard work to be done, Hopefully the support for them is matched. Help their crowdfund in keeping British pubs alive and kicking!
Come and be part of the adventure in breathing new life into the heart and soul of The Star Inn, Crowlas. We are launching a crowdfunding campaign raising funds to renovate. Loads of perks available to purchase or even if you just donate. All help appreciated! Link in bio xxx
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This is such an unfamiliar feeling, even though it’s become more regular in recent years… England don’t win penalty shootouts, they don’t come back from behind, they don’t score late winners - we’ve not done any of this stuff during my lifetime. Huge from the #ThreeLions.
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Congrats to City on their fourth title in four years. And congrats to Lance Armstrong on seven consecutive Tour de France titles.
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Tyson Fury is an asshole, but also we can be a little forgiving of someone having to get an interview while very likely having brain damage
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Formula 1 has now reached a point where the Red Bull is so overwhelmingly dominant that any of the top 10 drivers would be champion in it. That is not healthy for the sport.
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A thread of fucking excellent logos:
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Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner
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Gaining some big momentum in the last couple days. £20k in the last 12 hours. Massive thank you to everyone who has donated big or small. The money raised is going directly to @Running_Charity & @sandblastarts who I will continue to work with long after the run is finished in 9 days time. These donations will make a MASSIVE difference to these charities and I’m excited to share with you all the impact your donations have over the coming years.
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Why are there so many Acton’s?
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72hr antiperspirant means ‘I don’t wash’ – at Richmond, London
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Is it possible to have the softest hands of steel? #alcaraz – at Richmond, London
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THREAD. A number of people have responded to this tweet that there is nothing wrong with a company a) making a profit and b) that supermarket margins are in any case low. Both of these things are true. But the supermarket sector is unlike any other. A bit of background. 1/
For those currently listening to Simon Roberts, ceo of @sainsburys at the city food and drink lecture, talking about the way the company has protected consumers from inflation, the company made £690 million profit to Apr 2023
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Catching up on the weekend, Ben Earl is a devastating ball carrier – at Richmond, London
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Zero points in 92 tests. It’s bollocks from you @dannycare and @MarcuSmith10 - I was walking it in……… if I managed to catch it 😬
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I want a new series of The Thick of It where Malcolm Tucker & Stuart Pearson have started a successful podcast together - they still absolutely loathe each other but the money is just too good for them to stop.
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You asked, @renegadeurbwine listened! To give you some more time to score Christmas presents, the winery is opening its doors between 3 and 7 today 🍷 Expect a few cheeky drinks for yourself, a range of gifts and a free mulled wine if you buy a takeaway bottle!
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The best bit in Braverman's letter is where she says she was prepared to accept Sunak despite him having no public mandate as long as he agreed to her secret deal the public didn't even know about.
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If this wasn't so serious it might be funny. Louis Roderer's lawyers have sent us some very worrying letters saying we're trying to pass of our pink pet nat 'Crystal' as their wine 'Cristal'. HELP! #savecrystal #renegadeurbanwinery #londonwine #urbanwine #petnat #pink – at London, England
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