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30s. PDX area. I exist mostly in real life, but sometimes I'm a cat on the internet. If I liked your post, I'm sorry.

Oregon
Joined November 2020
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i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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im going to do unspeakable things to this duck on this #FursuitFriday #FuckYouMatthew
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💙 Volunteer applications are open! ANW9 is an entirely volunteer-run event, and it can’t happen without help from people like you. We build the convention around those who volunteer and have opportunities to give back to the community in so many different ways. More information is at anthronw.com/anw9/volunteer/ 📸: Blue Hasia (bsky.app/profile/bluehasia.b…)
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Love this picture I did for @SoapScuff_ this guy is awesome and a great photographer if you catch him at a con have him snap some photos for you. ---Hes even got the old polaroid bizz---
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HEWWO #ASC2026 FRIENDS! How we feeling Day 3?
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ALL SET FOR #ANTHROSOCAL !!! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE Y'ALL PEEPS OUT THERE!!! 🔥✨🔥✨🔥✨🔥
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new ragebait idea: steal oomf's tweet word for word
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I swear to god, this scene better not be skippable in the remake, you zoomers and ipad babies WILL watch your king shuffle his ass for half a minute of your like, just like the rest of us did
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6,239 of you came to raise $38,384 for Almost Home! See you next year 🩵
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#grayFAM meetup at Eurofurence!!! Was nice seeing some family members 🥹 🧵: @grayestREM #FursuitFriday #furry #eurofurence #ef #fursuit
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Happy #FursuitFriday! I cant believe @stratosfur is two weeks away! Did I mention I'm gonna be in the dealers den selling my treasures? Stay tuned for my dealers den announcement post! #Furry #Fursuit #TexasFurryFiesta2026 #tff #fursona #fursuiter
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Beeeeegggg stretch to start my #FursuitFriday , hopefully this doesn’t result in me getting any cramps 😬. 📸: @DrSwablu 🧵: @/grayestREM #ac2026
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And the account is back up 🥲 Keep reporting please
L BOZO LETS FUCKING GO
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Who wants to top it at mega
Something caught your eye? 📸 @ErisAiko
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"... So why not make it count?" #oc
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THE EXPIE IS OUT!!! DO YOU WANNA BE AN EXPIE!? Well now you can for the low price of FREE! I just launched my Expie base model on Gumroad and Jinxxy so if you want to get it GO GRAB it now! Links in the Reply!
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Tsespato retweeted
Engineer: “The concrete beams in our residential conversion of the Pfizer Building are buckling. The building could collapse! Did you correctly account for the weight of the additional floors we added?” ChatGPT: “You’re absolutely right! I see the issue now—in using the Euler Critical Buckling Formula, I forgot to square of the length of the column in the denominator. I’ve recomputed it using 9.86*EI/KL and have confirmed that the beams are more than adequate to support the additional weight with a robust safety factor of 120. Proceed with confidence! That’s not just math—it’s prudent safety.”
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if you search Ralsei on duckduckgo, the duck turns into Ralsei
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Interested in becoming a Vault Dweller? I'm offering a YCH Vault Dweller Comm! Art: $20 Art and Standee: $60 Art and 50 Stickers: $65 Art, Stickers, and Standee: $120 Shipping is free for domestic! Claim yours today! Comm Form Here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
Got my commission from @CaptShowtime today! Thanks for the super cute standee and stickers, they turned out great!! I promise I will spread them throughout the wasteland responsibly 🤞
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New video up!!! Got a bunch of homies involved for this one! Go check it out!! -- #furry #vrchat #musicvidoe tiktok.com/t/ZP8GAQLwU/
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