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This is what I was alluding to btw..
See the Adidas x Arsenal x Pharrell kit?? I'd love to see what Germany's 1994 away kit would look like but with a heat map effect applied on the shoulder/collar graphic..
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I'm only now catching up on the Bogle stuff and my chat is how come VAR didn't intervene and recommend the ref give him a yellow card - since apparently that's something they (can) do now..
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Man, you know who has a nose for goal? Fermin Lopez..
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This guy is funny icl. The subsequent "sulking" tracks with fighting Palmer over a penalty. Still work to do to flush the Chelsea virus out of his system..
Martin ødegaard and Madueke shouting at eachother. after the goal they were the one romancing each other again 😭😭❤️
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What happened to Chelsea CBs??
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I've noticed a recent trend of kit makers adopting the centred logo design. Everyone from Adidas, Puma, Joma, Kappa etc. although most of what Adidas make are pre-match tops - some of which are literal works of art tbf..
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Ekse Zulu speakers how come y'all pronounce "S'madzadza" the way you do - as in in siSwati. Because words like "Indoda"/"Isidakwa" in isiZulu is pronounced "Indvodza"/"Sidzakwa" in siSwati. Someone explain it to me, please..
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He delayed a pass to an overlapping Timber who was then offside when he eventually played it & left the ball, didn't engage, while continuing his run to be back onside. Noni stood there for like 8 seconds, arms out like "why didn't you go for the ball.." Timber made nothing of it
Replying to @ODESZXN
Madueke wanted the ball and was angry odegard took it .. madueke is so annoying got his attitude and I know since his Chelsea days he is terrible with that attitude
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Replying to @tvorc14
Had a youth coach who liked the mental part a lot, I think to mitigate the fact that we were small. He'd often say your opponent will either be stronger/smarter/faster than you but will rarely be all 3 - know what he is good/better than you at & then dominate him on the other 2..
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PSG midfielders (esp. Ruiz/Neves/WZE) do this thing where it seems like, to the untrained eye, they carry, not necessarily dribble, into a blind alley of sorts. I say this because I've noticed on many occasions they will deliberately travel with the ball past a teammate who's ...
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right next to them which to the marker might signal that they aren't on the same wavelength and fools them into thinking "Oh he didn't pass to his mate that's right there, I've got him now. Let me box him in and win the ball." Only thing is it's a kind of pausa-laced bait to ...
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Icl i hear it. If he taps into those emotive chords I've heard in anime theme songs, especially the credits, he might unlock something special fr..
There's this oke that makes "Chinese Amapiano" he's smooth! Too smooth!!
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I just double checked because I remember it being a very low number but how/why did Pep/Man City sign Ferran with 9 senior men's career goals for Valencia (in 71 apps) - that time I'd actually watched him play before..
Half-winger, half-striker chat reminds me of a conversation I had with my dad about Marmoush/Ferran Torres types - technically not winger but can sometimes/kind of moonlight as a striker, not really sure of their place in the "forward" food-chain. It's attacker purgatory..
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I remember once he did one those mazey outside of the foot runs and then a few minutes later a stat popped up saying he was the player with the fewest touches with 3. I couldn't believe it..
gyökeres ☆ ~
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Odegaard doesn't feel the need or isn't instructed to play as deep when MLS plays with him in midfield. Myles handling the progression pushes Martin further up the pitch a la Partey..
Odegaard and Bruno g just don’t work together Bruno wants to receive deep and fizz the ball into the pockets or put someone through on goal Odegaard wants to receive the ball deep and play it out wide and get us further up the pitch
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I would wager that Ode's average position/heatmap when playing with Bruno and MLS backs this up..
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Industry, endeavour. One of those..
What did our data team see in Tzolis?
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No offense to the guy but some of the stuff Tzolis is/has been doing is what folks used to batter Martinelli for. Funny ol' game this..
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They don't do that without having gotten a taste for it/belief with the 16-2-1 run from August-January the previous season. 22/23 opened their/everyone's eyes to what they could be..
23-24 we were literally 1 win vs Fulham or Villa away from being champions of England, team don't get enough credit for that insane run from January-May for going 16-1-1 22-23 we conceded so many stupid goals esp post WC
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From 5 midfield starts in the first 6 games to 1 start in the following 6 to just 1 in the last 5 for MLS. But when I raise the issue of consistent minutes trending downward due to the Carabao Cup I'm being disingenuous..
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Arteta Ball's best/most successful attempt at cosplaying as "modern" Arsenal (Wenger Ball) and my personal favourite version..
Fans overrate 23/24 and underrate 22/23
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