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Shot between 2012-14 and released behind a paywall in 2016, the UK Battle Rap story is *finally* available to watch for FREE! So many of you never got the chance to check it out or don’t even know it happened; it’s well worth an hour of your time Link below

The cut to A Ward unexpectedly dressed like a Protestant Mario brother makes this an all timer

Me in every cypher I’ve ever been in for the last 20 years:

“I hit the spot, you hit a wall / When you’re spitting all / I see’s throwaway cap — Alabama River Brawl” 🤮 🥶

Ever since I found out this guy is proudly anti-gammon and uses his platform for good, I can’t get enough of him The seamless transition from scoffing at the thought of baos, to ordering them, to doubling the amount, is sublime

Being texted by “Melissa Fat Ass” at 3AM is not a sign of cheating

This was fun

Securing a new banger after randomly checking Facebook before a gig on Monday 🤣🔒

Tony Hinchliffe being told Redban uploaded the wrong episode of Kill Tony

DJ AG discussing why he decided to get a vasectomy

Who the fuck cares? / I’ll make em run scared / They say “Why you always gotta escalate, Eurgh?”… I say “You wanna know how to make sure it’s up? STARES!”

So we’re all just gonna pretend we haven’t put this insult in the stash

Niko walked past us at the march and I was like “Isn’t that CasIsDead?!” Almost tweeted “I swear I just saw CasIsDead chanting at the march” but stopped myself ‘cause that’s a serious accusation to make with no proof Now it all makes sense 😂 it’s been bugging me ever since

What a moment Last night, I had the honour of being asked to battle my brother @MarkGristPoet in front of over 1200 people, to mark YouTube’s 20th Anniversary & Don’t Flop’s cultural contribution The most nerve-wracking performance of my life but we shut. it. down. Video soon

Uncle Murda is gonna reference Charlie Kirk so flippantly in the Wrap Up “Cardi B still getting ass shots / September came, Charlie Kirk got his ass popped”

POV: You just politely declined a photo at a battle rap event in the UK

What is happening

50 000 views ffs I will never understand you lot