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Judge: Ma’am, before we go any further, can somebody explain to me why you’re dressed like that in my courtroom? Woman: Looks confused. Your Honor, I didn’t know I was coming for an actual court hearing today. Judge: EXCUSE ME?! Where exactly did you think you were going? Woman: I thought I was just coming for a visit. I didn’t know I had to dress up. Judge: A VISIT?! Ma’am, this is a court of law, not somebody’s living room! Woman: Places her hand on her chest. I’m not trying to disrespect you, Your Honor. Judge: Well, that’s exactly how it looks to me! You’ve got a bonnet on your head and what looks like a swimsuit! Woman: Shakes her head. It’s not a swimsuit, sir. It’s just what I had on. Judge: That’s the problem! You came into my courtroom dressed like you were getting ready to go to the swimming pool! Woman: But, Your Honor, I didn’t think my clothes would be an issue. Judge: MA’AM! You’re standing in front of a judge! Do you understand how insulting it is when someone doesn’t even make an effort to dress appropriately? Woman: Visibly frustrated. Sir, I’m here. I showed up. I’m trying to do what I’m supposed to do. Judge: And showing up is only part of it! You need to understand that this courtroom deserves respect! Woman: I’m respecting you, sir. I just wasn’t prepared for this today. Judge: Then next time, BE PREPARED! No bonnet, no beachwear, and no excuses about thinking this was a casual visit! Woman: Nods. Okay, Your Honor. I understand. Judge: Good! Because I don’t want to have this conversation with you again! Woman: Yes, sir. Judge: Now, can we finally get back to the actual reason you’re standing in front of me?!

James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)

The spirit of woke freed me from my 9 month art block coma and possessed me to make this today. (The comic is still being worked on I promise.)