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emerson, he/him, 30, trying | sober since 10/11/18

Portland, OR
Joined March 2021
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これ Yogurting っていう韓国MMOの OP なんですがマジでヤバくないですか?これが 2005年 なのありえん
feeling the pull of the weekend..
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This bird is saying “hello!! good job!☺️” and using the cutesy diminutive form of its own name and ppl in the comments are like ‘I think this is what the grim reaper must sound like. Russian is the language of the devil’
Hearing a raven speak Russian is one of the most terifying things I've ever heard.
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en los 2010s hubo una psicosis masiva donde intentaban convencerte de que esta era la mejor canción jamás escrita
51 years ago today, Queen released “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
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i am logging out until people stop putting that fucking cow on my tl
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lets all gather on the wheat
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To the faraway vastness!!!!
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Are you guys going Trick or Treating?
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this is making me laugh so hard
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happy halloween!!
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i wonder why
sometimes kink stuff just feels like theater kid behavior
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Cemetery, by Alexander Fried (1998)
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Goblins, by Jean-Michel Grimaldi (1999)
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今日の古生物 オムニデンス(Omnidens) カンブリア紀のおおよそ5億1800万年前に 生息した節足動物。 口器と触手(前部付属肢)の先端のみ化石で知られ、 全体像はよくわからないが、パンブデルリオンに 近縁とみられ、不確定要素は多そうだが、 推定では全長1,5m。 これはカンブリア紀では最大の生物となる。 おなじみのアノマロカリス・カナデンシス(50cm) と大きさ比較すると、この時代でこの巨体は やばすぎる。
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i hate gay halloween. i hate halloween and i hate gays
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In ancient Greece and Rome, giving oral sex to a woman was considered a deeply humiliating loss of status for men. ​To shame a rival, a 3rd century BC stonemason literally carved “Euphiletos, pussy licker” into an ancient clay brick
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The brick inscription is a 3rd-century AD Greek graffito from Philippopolis (Plovdiv, Bulgaria) in Roman Thrace, not 3rd century BC; the image is a Pompeian Suburban Baths fresco, not the brick. epigraphy.packhum.org/text/326431 commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pomp…
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Country roads, make me woke hit my vape, play on phone changing genders love Obama
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Are you guys going Trick or Treating?
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The Pirate Captain is my favorite Venture Bros character because he shows up as the secondary antagonist of a ghost pirate story in the first season and then he just… never leaves. he just sort of keeps being in the show until the finale. he never even gets a name
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