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Had sepsis twice was fine both times. Account is run/managed by Will’s parents.

Haunted House
Joined June 2014
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Peanut-themed parody of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller:” Cause this is peanut!!!!!
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Pandering to the Will Voter Base
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
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black forest ham hype and respect moments
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I fucking love wisconsin
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They just played the viral Milwaukee Brewers song over the PA here.
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They are going to do it.
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will retweeted
Aaron Ashby just threw the fastest ball to 1st base of all-time 💀
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Daniel Vogelbach needs to walk out and do a Ground Stomp Attack to disrupt the Rays’ batting
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Most interesting tidbit from Jake Bauers media availability: after BP, he just chills in hot tub and plays online chess until a half hour before game. Says he has an anonymous username so nobody knows who they’re playing, but it wouldn’t matter because he’s not that good anyways
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Tampa bay utter devastation no survivors
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First time in MLB history a team has gotten a chopper gunner
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i’m still straight edge
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you guys don’t even understand
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Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?
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everyone says the brewers are cheating and then they show dan vogelbach is our hitting coach. imagine dan vogelbach cooking up schemes
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KKKDODGERS DEFEATED
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