Toxic Confessions 🌹

“My boyfriend, disrespected my dead, mom, so I dumped his dad‘s ashes on the floor and vacuumed them up…”

“I was a lesbian for 19 years…My new man said he’d do whatever I want, so I told him to suck a dick..I took him to a sex club, found a random guy, and he actually got on his knees and did it...he even paid the $90 entry fee...then I dumped him cause that turned me off...”

“My man & I got into an argument and he threw my grandpa's urn...so the next day I sprinkled his homeboy’s grandma’s ashes into his Cinnamon Toast Crunch...and he ate her..."

"He cheated on me, so I fucked his dad...3 months later his dad died, so I got 'RIP Dad' tattooed on my back...then at the funeral I fucked his homeboy in the bathroom and his uncle walked in on us..."

"I pulled down his drawls and didn't expect him to be the same size as my thumb...I'm not sucking no small ass niggas dick...You're not going to put that on me!!!..."