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Joined June 2009
Perspective is like an orgasm. It’s awesome to have, but don’t fake it
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Not gonna lie, did the daily Red with a Pokédex app side by side via iPhone Duo and it all made sense. iPhone Air gang I’m sorry
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Happy Halloween remember when witches weren’t IP68 water resistant
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Bette Midler is diet coke’s Betty White
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iPhone Duo sits in the “I can see the appeal, but we’re answering questions we didn’t ask” box. Too much fun, but too many conditions for now to say get it. Wait for Duo 2
Replying to @typewrighter
You’d recommend it as a purchase?
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Technically correct really is the best form of correct.
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What I love about Pokemon is anything less than 100% is 30%. Unless it’s 30%, then it’s 0%.
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This feels like you were attempting a threat on my life, very Robert Clayton Dean circa 1998
Replying to @typewrighter
You mean to tell me that all I needed this whole time was to get you a Galaxy Z Fold?
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iPhone Duo really makes me wanna tweet again, this thing shouldn’t be this much fun. I get why John Ternus was excited about it at the Emmys
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Lie to me the way Amanda lies about her involvement in you can see everything
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Odysseus said “I miss my wife” and then spent 10 years sidetracked by literally everything on earth. Might really be Nolan’s best film.
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the New York Knicks. Thats it that’s all.
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They passed that Last Airbender movie around like Bonnie Blue.
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オオアワガエリ retweeted
Because i’ve been rewatching the Matrix trilogy, this is very provocative right now 😂😂😂😂
Anybody ever notice that in Jada’s last really “known” film role, she played someone who was with one person but was in love with another and found every opportunity to undermine the man she was actually with? No? Just curious.
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I love INDUSTRY, but my thing with Whitney is every scene I see him in feels like the last scene I should ever see him in.
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Noticed a super niche tweet and felt weird so here I am, compelled to tell you about it
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wheels on the bus go round & round by Michael McDonald
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Did you get your Switch 2?
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As the one voted most likely to accidentally be voted treasurer in the PinkPantheress fan club, I can confirm the new record is very hard
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people who leave the crust a special breed.
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