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Joined March 2009
"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.) fw2.bdsmgalls.net/rosanna
fw2.bdsmgalls.net/deidre When I ride alone with a random guy in an elevator I'll wait a sec then ask "two man killing spree?"
I never drop names but I frequently drop babies. go.bdsmgalls.net/jonathan
go.bdsmgalls.net/aida Thursday is "date night", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge.
No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. googl.adultgalls.com/carol
I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade shorturl.xaijo.com/kathleen
shorturl.xaijo.com/rodney Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?
bitly.xaijo.com/yolanda It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you
Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? googl.adultgalls.com/krystal
bitly.xaijo.com/derek "She had a heart of gold." - autopsy report
Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut. shorturl.xaijo.com/trisha
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shorturl.xaijo.com/nita Just when I think I've run out of tweets, I come up with this one.
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bitly.xaijo.com/MjrPNn Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards.
pls save the sharks.. - powered by leonardo dicaprio
please save the dolphins haahahha
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No restricting order can stop my love!