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The official twitter of UCD Squash Club. All tweets represent the official opinion & policy of UCD Squash and its members. Specialises in squash related tweets.

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Joined May 2014
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Hyperarachnaphobia- noun : the fear that spiders are secretly laughing at your squash game.
Memo to Grainne and Fiona - cheerleader tryouts were twenty years ago. Let's try to grow up shall we? - A&F
The lovely girls of the ladies team have secured magnificent victory in lady squash #ladiesdrinkforfree
Big Dick Vic on the court now for UCD #UCDTCDCOLOURS
Hughie proving to be less of a distraction to the ladies this year, despite his best efforts (e.g. whooping, asking them how they're fixed)
We're sorry . By the way check out the TCD player wearing a dark maroon woollen jumper paired with cheeky white shorts. Very London - A&R
OK guys let's tone it down, leys just try to enjoy what is sure to be a wonderful day of squash.
I'm sorry but I don't remember anyone asking for your opinion - A&R
Well I guess that squash shoes offer better grip and aid movement.
I personally think it's a brave move, if you want to play Squash why not look good when you do it? - A&R
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A lot of the players have decided not to wear Squash shoes
The white leather satchel is really working for me, ties the outfit together nicely - A&R
And a befuddle Paddy has just shown up after one of his famous all night benders #UCDTCDCOLOURS
UCD win E team but unfortunately forego victory in D team. A conciliatory Fiona notes ”lets get some perspective, we can always take the D".
Would you maybe like to say anything about how to approach the game, or tips for serving or anything? "No".
Anything else? " Dance like no one's watching".
A lot of the younger players coming to Hughie, the elder father of UCD Squash, to help settle nerves. His advice? ”Just be yourself".
Haha - how's the weather up there, guys?
Thanks - great to be here, we will SERVE up some tips, never LET anything slip by and may even cause a STROKE watching SQUASH - A&R
This year we will also be featuring guest tweets from UCD Fashion editors Armando and Raffi commenting on style both in and out of the court