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uhndile™ | a scorpio being

a floating dying rock
Joined September 2018
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"How to Be Yourself"
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why is Congo all up in Zambia like that?
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Part of me still can't believe this is fucking real. It plays like a Family Guy skit
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found a very informative 2 hour interview with a weed expert but that lady is saying some scary things, I had to turn it off 😭✋🏾
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Ykw, being a spy is so wild because the government will really tune you that you gotta fuck the intel man for intel and you can't even say no. 😭
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"I will boat for donal tromp" 🕺🏾💃🏾🎊
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that was an snl shit in real life 😭😭😭😭😭
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snow not even halfway through november is crazy
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Mugabe once castigated Jewish influence in Southern African economics, the pushback was so brutal bro has to ask for forgiveness in clandestine circles😂.
The Oppenheimer family owns a 65 000 hectare cattle ranch in Zimbabwe with 10 000 heads called Shangani Holistic. Oppenheimer family are Zionists based in South Africa with power to launch missiles deep into the region. Elections are just a mere formality in Afrika.
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crazy term omg 😭
So we just casually chilling in a homo war rn😭
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nah cheating on someone who hard launches you and is highly intelligent and well spoken is... something 😭
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I had a friend who studied in Sheffield in the 90s and told me how they're go into random fields at night and collect so many mushrooms lib caps and I'm so jealous still 😭
Love this time of year free shrooms
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I mean you can do it in Poland but then it has to be a forest 🫩
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Ser bissexual ja é uma vibe mas agora ser bissexual e versátil é literalmente estar pronto pra tudo que a vida mandar e eu acho isso lindo
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got artistic dick and it wasnt hitting on nun. going back to morally gray 🙏🏾
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wait, what do people think about their grandparents who live in the said ghettos?
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and that's exactly why this is a second date disclaimer, uhndile is NOT Andile pls, you can even have access to my dms, but what I tweet, you can't call it out ngiyala shem
Chero mukati maturity inini I am not comfortable with a lover who will be flirting with people on social media zvichinzi ma jokes banter...Haa I would rather be called immature 😆🤣😂
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ende amastats ayaziveza, this is exactly why they have a higher GINI
The TL is a mess lol. Mpumalanga people are up in flames, balwela iJamTree😂😂. Being from Mpumalanga seems really painful man. Thina sizipholele koBulawayo le joint yethu eyodwa iSmokehouse, we don't gatekeep, and asinendaba ukuthi kuhamba bani onjani.
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I've been awake for 2 hours and I'm only realising now that everything is funny bc I woke up drunk 😭😭😭
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neon black. retweeted
He was feeling puss that day
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why is twitter so hilarious today omg wtf 😭😭😭😭
Replying to @nikky_dube
Badakwe ngama gundwane labana
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