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Joined January 2024
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Virus on hold until I get this fucking pirate coin
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everyone getting their umbrella mandated abortions and vaccinations TONIGHT #WOKEISBACK
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Sources tells me Nemesis is stable. Please god.
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Thank you to my fellow Maine voters for taking back our voice in the senate. I am beyond grateful to every one of you who voted for Troy Jackson. Our Senator. Our Time. 💙
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And before yall start yapping about how “evil corporation is a liberal” I am something much more sinister than a liberal so take that pussy ass shit to your clown mobile you got WIPED 🌊🌊🌊
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Nothing burger apology, as always.
To our community: We wanted to follow up on yesterday’s message to better address the questions you are actually asking and that matter most to you.
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Didn’t get tagged once you’re all fake celebrators of Halloween three of my staff members were shot faced and made a new thing that I’ll be releasing soon
Happy Halloween from everyone here at Umbrella Corporation! Be safe, sane and consensual in all of your activities tonight and if they’re not safe or sane, please TAG US IN THE VIDEOS‼️‼️‼️
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Happy Halloween from everyone here at Umbrella Corporation! Be safe, sane and consensual in all of your activities tonight and if they’re not safe or sane, please TAG US IN THE VIDEOS‼️‼️‼️
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I FUCKING MISS NEWJEANS SO MUCH
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I’m just got into a car accident Everyone getting infected idc
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Against my wishes I have turned another year older. 👍
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Everyone better have presents for me tomorrow because it’s my birthday and I’m turning Old and Evil.
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Oh and by the way, YOU don’t get to decide or dictate how other people play their game. Who cares what difficulty they play on they’re playing on THEIR time on a game THEY bought with THEIR money. Seek help or the nearest comedy club since you wanna be a joke 😭
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Sorry for no posts they’ve been beating me to death in Sinyala :(
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Boots on the ground journalism into worse war crimes than what we do at Umbrella
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If you have any complaints you can bring them to my boss, John Umbrella
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Being a mother isn’t easy. Which is why like any modern woman, I send my children to terrorize the local population.
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“They’re calling it the best resident evil (2026) fanfic ever” The fanfic
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