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The ladies call me this on a regular lol fuck a magazine validation 🚯
On a serious note, how has Skepta not been named the sexiest man alive?
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My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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A postgrad
Whats it called when u’re extremely self aware but keep ruining your life with the same patterns
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Whats it called when u’re extremely self aware but keep ruining your life with the same patterns
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Wearing Expensive Pieces Dont Make You Fly
Price breakdown of Kai Cenat’s recent fits 🔥📸 (Via: streamerfits)
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is this how man united fans feel after every game
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English culture where less talented players try to ruin talented players careers. Full of envy
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Fairs I laughed too much at United v Grimsby the universe is punishing me
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soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum
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U gotta fuck up a few times before u get it right it's just life
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when all that thugging it out catches up to you one random night
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asking "was it good for you too" after hanging out
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Girls be teasing there birthdays like they want to drop an album
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dont get in my car looking both ways nigga i got dis
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literally me in 2017-19 vs 2025-26 and it’s not even remotely funny
they took his fucking soul
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If Arsenal aren’t careful, people will start calling them Open Play FC.
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me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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