BadBF

I was gunna send these to my girl, but decided to post them on here instead. 🤫

My girl’s little sister and her friends are always asking me to buy alcohol for them since they got to college. And how could I say no? Especially since after a couple shots this is how they thank me.

Our new housekeeper doesn’t speak a lick of English. My wife thinks there’s no way she and I could ever make a connection. Except I never told her I’m bilingual. Slowly flirting with her until it was part of her daily tasks to milk my cock.

I been telling my wife Saturday and Sunday mornings are reserved for my marathon trainings at the beach. The perfect excuse to get away for a couple hours with my new side chick. I wasn’t lying either, I am training… My stamina. Round after round with my side chick’s tight pussy. nitter.cf/andrew244__/status/211…

“Is it okay if my sister comes to stay with us so she can help with the baby? She can stay in the guest house.” My wife had no idea what she had just set up for me… Unrestricted access to her little sister. We’d hooked up occasionally before but now this is us everyday:

Had to travel for work, of course I left the wife at home while I brought my new 18yo side chick. Which outfit do you think looks best on her?

My bitch of a wife always complains when I try to put her in these positions. I got mad and told her I was gunna hire a personal trainer so she stays flexible. The girl I hired gave me first hand experience on just how flexible she can make my wife.

My son was super nervous about losing his virginity to his college gf. He told me he didn’t wanna embarrass himself and wanted to make sure he pleased her. If only he knew she was getting pleased by her bf’s father ever since they started dating… nitter.cf/EroticEchos/status/209…

My wife thought letting her daughter intern for me while she went to college would be a good way to keep her focused on school. At first I was annoyed she never wanted to work. Until I realized my step-daughter was willing to do anything except work.

On our family vacation of course I had to offer to take the nanny. My wife thinks it’s so we can relax and enjoy not worrying about the kids. But our nanny knows exactly why I pay for her to come with us. Even on the flight she’s already doing her job. nitter.cf/ploppybrats/status/209…

Paying for my wife and daughter to get their nails done every Saturday gets me the “best dad ever” award. They don’t know the only reason I do it is so they leave the house for a couple hours while I enjoy my daughter’s best friend to get the “best daddy ever” award.

My wife’s coworker and I got a little too drunk at her company party last week and ended up sharing a little kiss when no one was looking. She brushed it off as a one time drunken mistake. That was until today. I knew she was gunna keep coming back for more.

My wife spent her own money on buying me gifts and throwing me a birthday party last night. And it still doesn’t feel better than being balls deep in my side chicks pussy? I think we maybe have a problem.

“Hey baby, the weather got really bad so my coworker and I had to take a break from driving to wait the rain out… I know, I’ll be home soon. Her husband’s also worried sick like you are. I love you so much, see you soon.” nitter.cf/throatedtv/status/2088…

Always “accidentally” buying my gf a size smaller when I shop at Victoria’s Secret. Knowing damn well she’s too lazy to return it so she ends up giving it to her little sister. Just for me to see her tight little sister wearing it for me when I sneak into her room at night.

When you finally meet up with the girl from X who said she can do it better than your wife. And you realize she wasn’t lying…

When my wife asks me how work was, I always tell her about all the college students I help achieve their goals in whatever they want to do when they graduate. I never tell her about the abundance of girls who want nothing more than to be used by their older married counselor.