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average hs^2 jake dialogue: Gollllly! i sure do hope this will be done in a jiffy so dirk and i can kiss each other! >//<
average hsbc jake dialogue: I will never be a slave to anyone's whims again. I am now a master of my own fate.
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If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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i swear to god next time bgdirk is manifested by jake's hope powers he's gonna do this shit







































