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girl from the party i brought home: oh.... i thought when you were hyping up your room in the uber u were gonna at least own a bedframe
me: are u not seeing the bladee art
swedish roommate entering: cän i heet yør "geeg bar"
me: not now jörgsen. you're nothing like drain gang
hazy retweeted
Les japonais à la milliseconde où ils se rappellent que les femmes ont des caractéristiques d'adultes et non de petites filles
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いくらでも脱毛できるのになんでこんなにお腹に毛が生えてるんだろ…?
芸能界ホント闇深いな、、、
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Both images are AI-generated. The real outfit has a star chest plate instead of an "X" symbol.
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The elite gooner doesn't need porn much like a chess grandmaster doesn't need a board. He merely sits, confidently proclaims "ejaculation in 28 tugs", and executes


























