saint

my biggest fear is im eating a bag of peanuts without looking and theres a bug like a beetle in there and i eat it and i dont notice until i already ate it and the beetle had a disease and now i have beetle disease

throwing up sober is a life ruining event but throwing up drunk is just the beginning. you can throw up drunk and youre stronger for it

i want a boyfriend to press my pen button for me while i scroll reels like a fat chud

my scary tiger

primetime was pretty but shallow . on the way home it was nothing but the brightest white leds and bbno$ on the radio. soul crushingly disgusting world we live in

when you havent had play since ermahgerd

i was an unvaccinated child and probably had tuberculosis in 2013

some of you are upset because your mattress is only 4 inches thick

every day that i dont get laid my lustful fantasies become less complex . i grazed another mans elbow with my own weeks ago and the moment replays more often than i breathe

my gender affirming cigarette cough

got a letter today that the office i was going to closes forever sept 10th #LOVEANDJOYINTHEWORLDFOREVER

emailing the mayor for diplomatic immunity

saw one night only. felt cockblocked myself the whole movie. laught out loud couple times . jacking off is LEGAL !

everyone been calling me FAT lately .

as a child my mom left her payment info connected to my tablet and i spent 2000 dollars on the family guy mobile game currency

age regressing but im just blasting lil pump into my open mic on apex legends