she/her living somebody’s dream and somebody’s nightmare in the far north
Fairbanks, Alaska
Joined November 2009
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@Kentsteroo has a reasonable fear since she does sleep in our bed, but we both also ate eggs tonight so tbh it may be nice to blame the dog
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This dog eats garbage when she finds it. She ate a piece of kimchi earlier today. Two summers ago, she ingested a mouthful of FERTILIZER. But it’s the egg lick that’s gonna give her bad farts.
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And @Kentsteroo lost his mind today when she licked one of the ramen eggs after dinner. Because “eggs give you the worst farts!”
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This is my dog Tikka. She has terrible table manners and eats things off the table on the regular (don’t judge)
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My sister while doing online hip hop workouts with my parents: “you have to grab your crotch it looks cooler” #familythanksgiving
The worlds most graceful person would still look like an idiot putting a coat on in an airplane seat
The best time of year to be an ER nurse is dec 20th-25th because the world feels sorry you have to work the holiday and they assuage their guilt with literally hundreds of snacks #merrychristmas
The dogs really love the fresh ❄️ and I love the ☀️
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#dogoftheday #dogsofinstagram #snowplay #itsalwayswinterhere @ Fairbanks, Alaska instagram.com/p/CWByCuDh7AYL… – at Fairbanks, AK
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My upstairs neighbor got an electric guitar so now I guess my life is just listening to a halting rendition of Seven Nation Army forever #thinceilings
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The best part of this “artificial beef with sauerkraut” flavour ramen is googling “weird ramen” and discovering @theramenrater
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@alanatvee next time we get dinner plz
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