@vanjoynes

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Joined July 2010
i hate when someone is saying some bullshit and your hearing starts to go because of the white hot rage rising in you to say fuck out my face suck my dick as soon as they finish ... cause now i didnt even hear the rest so i can curse you tf out some more
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literally sitting on her forehead for life cause wtf
Imagine fighting somebody and your friend pulls out a gun to “help you”, and as she’s pistol whipping the girl you’re fighting she accidentally shoots you in the head…. I’d be in a bitch dreams every night
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My theory on books is that they will find you when it is time for you to read them. If a book has sat on your shelf unread for 15 years, the time has not yet come for you to read it.
it’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book and it lives on your bookshelf for 15 years.
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the amount of people who dont feel like she needs to know her kid has a sibling wtf ? nitter.cf/trippppy_/status/21096…
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everybody saying it’s not your business like that’s not gonna be your child’s sibling is insane lol
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No better example of why we don't all "have the same 24 hours in a day":
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Replying to @ManishLife_Ty
He was inside her pants like a sleeping bag 😭😭
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is he ... inside .. her leggings ? how did i get here ?
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this nigga blueface has ANOTHER kid on the way ?!
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Police said Ismael English stabbed his Lyft driver three times during an attempted carjacking on Manhattan’s FDR Drive. The Tesla crashed into another vehicle, and English tried taking another motorist’s car before climbing over the overpass and letting go. He didn’t escape. He broke both legs, was arrested at the scene and taken to Bellevue Hospital. His charges included attempted murder, attempted robbery, reckless endangerment and weapons possession. The wounded driver was also hospitalized. Everyone notices the jump. I’m thinking about the driver who went to work and ended up with three stab wounds. A stranger gets into your back seat, and you’re trusting them with more than a ride.
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The replies are insane. People really have no concept of what it means to share life with someone and being a family regardless if you both are just coparenting. God bless & god speed to the black community 🕊️
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natural selection
Animal influencer ImTarzan almost got sent to the pearly gates after trying to make a cool anaconda video. 😳
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helllllllll no
RIVER "will drown you in pure terror." (TheWrap) Only in theaters January 15.
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Babies get all the good drip smdh
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Up and moving to thailand is something you do with no kids.
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That happened with me a couple weeks ago from Publix but it expired back in April and they sent me a check next day for $4,000
i’m just now noticing the ice cream i’ve been eating that i ordered from GoPuff expired June 30th 🙃
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Bingo
My kid didn't like the food at another kid's birthday party once so I said "you can choose the food at your party but today is about [other child], not you" and three other moms looked at me like I shot a dog in front of them
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BenDaDonnn shares footage of clouds forming & rain falling below his floor due to how high his Miami penthouse is
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i leave next week apparently and none of my shit is here and my hair is no where near thought about and i have work straight thru until i go
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