I did not have 'Danielle Smith appears on America's Got Talent' on my bingo card and yet here we are. (Also, Edmonton's Acro Canine Crew is probably the best dog act in the show's history, bar none, let's bring the title home to Alberta)

“Don’t cry for me Alberta, The truth is, I never loved you” -Marlainia Perón

Not sure which is more ridiculous... this, or Trudeau putting tampons in the men's rooms on military bases.

"Poacher is trampled to death by elephants while 'lining up a shot' to kill a white rhino An armed poacher sneaking up on unsuspecting rhinos was ambushed by a herd of elephants and trampled to death as he lined up a shot to cash in on its prized horn. Two men with a high-powered rifle and an axe had crossed into the iconic Kruger National Park in South Africa looking for a potential £10,000 payday with a single shot. But unknown to them the white rhino herd had been following a water source along with a group of nearby African elephants sheltering from the harsh sun under trees. As the pair closed in on the rhinos – whose horn per ounce is worth more than gold or cocaine on the black market – the elephants broke cover and charged them. A Kruger National Park source said: 'The two ran in different directions but the one lining up the shot was the slowest to his feet and the elephants went for him first. 'He was quickly overrun and the elephants trampled him into the earth and all that we found was basically a very large blood stain around the clothing he was in. 'The other poacher made it to safety but has since been arrested. We were alerted to the incident and followed the suspect back to where the incident happened. 'The report came in that there was not much left but a big blood stain in the earth and his clothes'" Daily Mail archive.today/krmPB

The Prime Minister is out of touch and Canadians are out of money. He has his officials tell foreign newspapers he is secretly negotiating for Canada to become an associate member of the EU. Then he has his officials tell Canadian media it’s not happening. Then he tells Canadians we are not becoming a member, and then tells the European Parliament he welcomes it. He doesn’t spend 5 seconds asking waitresses or welders in Canada whether they can afford European taxes, laws, and open borders chaos. Enough. This country belongs to Canadians. Our laws, our borders, our tax dollars belong to our people alone.

I need a old fashion girls name that will fit her!

I'm all for sincere efforts to preserve and transmit indigenous languages. As Premier, I funded efforts to teach Blackfoot and Cree. But this👇 kind of pointless and potentially dangerous virtue signalling sets back the cause of indigenous languages. Indigenous languages were oral, not written. The orthographic systems were generally developed by missionaries and colonial officials, so are literally an extension of colonialism. Moreover, virtually no one can read these languages, apart from a handful of academics. This kind of parodic symbolism sets back the cause of real reconciliation, while creating a completely unnecessary public safety hazard.