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van

@vcav

usually yelling, easily excited 🌹 📺🎬 ⛰🐺

 Bay Ridge, Brooklyn
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Joined December 2008
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van@vcav6 Aug 2021
tonight I went back to my fav noodle spot in the city since pre covid and then found a dildo on the subway home , NYC been back baby
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If you're a liberal and you look like this it's your DUTY to keep doing this exact bit
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@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Doctor: He’s got dementia. Melania: Don’t tell me it’s the g- Doctor: it’s the gay kind
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@factpostnewsOct 27
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Replying to @WrestleOps
WWE moving Crown Jewel to a different venue in the same city is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic and calling it a safer voyage.
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nyc: vote “no” on all ballot proposals
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oh my god
autumn! (@auautumntumn) profile pictureautumn!@auautumntumnOct 20
Eric Pratt, the republican running for Angie Craig's open seat in MN-02, left the AI restating his prompt on his website. "The President is not popular, so all messaging should be focused on local politics and needs." lmfao
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how it feels to pitch plans to the group chat that no one is into
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Forgot I bought a ticket for a 'baby screening' for YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING at @alamodrafthouse this morning and I'm surrounded by screaming babies who are all about to experience a Nathan Fielder movie and I think he would approve of this method of viewing somehow
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if you see doomsday before dune you're a republican
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my beloved cat , Bug, passed away suddenly last week out of nowhere. she was young, healthy and happy and the closest thing I'll ever have to a child. this morning I'm finally forcing myself to go through some of her things to toss or donate and it's honestly too hard 💔
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Shawn@kcshawnxDOct 17
Mais vous vous rendez compte que c'est l'une des plus grandes vidéos de L'HISTOIRE ? Il y a des batailles de guerre qui ont été moins impressionnantes que ces 2 minutes de vidéo : entre les jets acharnés qui ne s'arrêtent JAMAIS, les cris de guerre, l'objectif réussi WOW WOW WOW
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@confrontfrOct 17
⚠️🔴 À REGARDER JUSQU'À LA FIN JE NE PEUX PAS DÉCRIRE CE QUE JE VIENS DE VIVRE À MARSEILLE. #17octobre
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La pantera rosa en las protestas de Francia, háblame de aura
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this is the only dune tweet
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you can see everything showings are sold out everywhere in nyc this weekend so you bet your ass I'm going to go see it on a Tuesday at 10 am at @AlamoNYC
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as a giant metallica fan who has paid a lot of money to see them over 30 times I am already tired of the discourse today of James stupid statement (one he's made before many times, but this version was dumb)
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gotta say the last thing we need is some boomer metal heads loudly having an opinion about Palestine on indigenous peoples day lol
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whatever you say prince of chicago
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episode 2 of EAST OF EDEN is great in the way that it introduces you to a character, makes you potentially hate them, and then makes you empathize and cry for them - what a rollercoaster. I can't wait to finally read the book & Florence is fantastic as always
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Just say you didn't watch the Mexico City raw match without saying you didn't watch the Mexico City raw match. Be so for real lmao . These Penta haters are so lame
ᴠɪᴊᴊᴜ (@httpsviraj) profile pictureᴠɪᴊᴊᴜ@httpsvirajOct 11
Replying to @WWE @PENTAELZEROM
I don't think Penta winning MITB was the right call. He lacks a character, can't cut promos, and won't last as a main-eventer. They just did it for the hype and a quick moment—should've gone with Bron instead.
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Roman retains and Tiffy wins MITB…. #MITB
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@WWEOct 11
JE'VON EVANS SENT THROUGH THE AMBULANCE 🚨 OH MY GOD!!
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