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what the holy fish is that look? Avant-Garde-neo-goth-confused? What element of anything in this atrocious commercial says Diwali? The absolutely bizzare looks, robotic walks like an Egyptian gyrations, the terrible music? Horrible styling? In a country with so many dance+
Apple’s new Diwali film (Step Into the Light) is visually stunning. But there’s something oddly outside-in about it, despite Juhi Chawla. The ingredients are beautifully Indian... Raw Mango textiles, Tijara Fort, a 90s Bollywood song. The gaze *feels* international. It celebrates the appearance of India without quite capturing the experience of being Indian. It plays more like a luxury fashion film than a Diwali ad rooted in how the festival is actually lived. Diwali isn’t just an aesthetically pleasing celebration of light. It’s family, rituals, food, noise, neighborhoods, memories, and many small human moments. The film captures India’s visual vocabulary beautifully (which makes sense for a camera demo), but it’s far less interested in its emotional texture. The contrast with Apple’s Chinese New Year films is striking. 'Three Minutes' (2018), 'Daughter' (2020), 'The Comeback' (2022), 'Little Garlic' (2024) and 'I Made a Mixtape for You' (2025) are built around recognizably Chinese people... relationships, family dynamics, inter-generational tension, etc. The festival isn’t a backdrop, but woven into the story. The iPhone is shown off through the storytelling, not the other way around. 'Mixtape' is the telling illustration. It has the same ingredients as this Diwali film - 90s songs, dance, nostalgia. But they’re built around a young man dodging his family’s marriage questions on his way home for the New Year. Same toolkit, totally opposite result!! And it isn’t about who’s behind the camera. Several of the China films were directed by Westerners; the Diwali film was directed by an Indian. The gaze probably comes from the brief. So, China gets 15–20-minute short films. India gets an Instagram reel. YOu could argue that market size explains part of that. But still doesn't explain the difference in curiosity (or the lack of it). Apple’s Chinese films are interested in what it feels like to be Chinese. Apple's Indian films are interested in what India looks like, as seen from the outside. P.S. The song, 'Roop Suhana Lagta Hai', is credited to Anu Malik, but it’s A R Rahman’s uncredited 'Ottagathai Kattiko' from the Tamil original. #advertising #marketing #deepavali #diwali
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forms, someone had a fever dream and decided to how robots look when they walk like an Egyptian. And the styling! What is supposed to tempt someone to splurge on these brands for Diwali? Raw mango has some absolutely beautiful drapes in their collection, but seriously, after
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Seeing this ad, I will only tell @ArunKrishnan_ not to shop for me from @Apple and @raw_mango And somewhere the man in question is probably scratching his head wondering, 'wait. Was I supposed to buy Fruits and totapuri from the market??'
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Someone saw this online and had to share it with me
CASE FOR CONSTITUTIONAL BAN ON SOAN PAPDI There are many things that can go wrong at Diwali. Crackers refuse to burst, diyas refuse to stay lit, relatives refuse to leave and neighbours start a concert at 3 am. But nothing prepares one for a box of Soan Papdi as a Diwali gift.
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CASE FOR CONSTITUTIONAL BAN ON SOAN PAPDI There are many things that can go wrong at Diwali. Crackers refuse to burst, diyas refuse to stay lit, relatives refuse to leave and neighbours start a concert at 3 am. But nothing prepares one for a box of Soan Papdi as a Diwali gift.
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Somewhere, an accountant is probably reconciling the annual Soan Papdi inventory and wondering why the same box has appeared in the balance sheets of seventeen different households. I rest my case. May the Supreme Court act before the next Diwali.
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And may justice, unlike Soan Papdi, not crumble at the slightest touch.
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Madam Modiji became PM after he won the elections in 2014, 2019 & 2024. Current CEC took office in 2025. The math just ain't mathing. Are you just refusing to use your brain or are you smoking some prime stuff like your great leader?
If it weren’t for Gyanesh Kumar, @narendramodi wouldn’t have become PM, and @AmitShah wouldn’t have become HM. — Absolutely agree with @RahulGandhi Ji.
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Dear Mr Gandh Can we talk about the MoU you signed with a certain Chinese dignitary a few years ago? Pehle aap...
Dear Mrs. Sitarama, 1.Which "legal and commercial matter" required Tata Trusts and Tata Sons to be hosted at Amit Shah's residence? 2.When is crony number 1 going to appear in the game and which pieces of Tata is he going to get? Finally, all India's businesses except 3-4 of your cronies, already hate all of you and don't need any incitement.
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