To be safe, I should learn everything about everything, but I don't have time. Never not thinking about the Dees. she/her. Free Palestine.
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I was laughing so hard and so frequently at this episode of 30 Rock that Jake asked if I’d taken an edible without telling him
I just looked my cat in the eye and said “Wow. You’re my beautiful best friend. And my son.” We’re alone in this room mind you
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Next year I'm dressing up as the celebrity I most want to get retweeted by.
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im four beers deep and i need everyone to understand that wikipedia is the last good thing. millions of strangers agreed to write down everything for free and then argue about citations forever. no ads. no paywall. this should not exist and it does and i'm crying about it
Half the women in the comments: We would NEVER do this!
The other half of the women in the comments: I mean I’ve done this in an emergency because TP pad would move or soak through in minutes.
OP: I have never heard of ANYONE doing this!!!
I am so so deeply grateful to have been a teenager before social media existed.
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I took the C off Bowers at the last minute because I missed Noffy’s huge score last week and I didn’t want it to happen again. I’m an idiot. #AFLWFantasy
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It’s so weird how yall think making demands of politicians is somehow betraying them. Grow up.
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Liberals: Elect first, push left after!
Left: [starts pushing ever so slightly]
Liberals: Y'all are so unserious and never satisfied!
This take is so naive and stupid. Girls can be just as cruel as boys. Bullies will take literally any sign of weakness and use it against their victims, and yes, that includes girls bullying other girls about their periods. (Also, middle school girls ARE NOT WOMEN. They’re KIDS!)
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THE DAY SHE REALIZED THOSE MEN HAD BEEN LYING TO HER ABOUT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IS THE DAY SHE WENT TO THE FUCKING POLICE. STOP USING STATEMENTS SHE MADE BEFORE LEARNING THE TRUTH AS PROOF SHE CONSENTED TO ACTS SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW OCCURRED. YOU BITCHES ARE FUCKING SLOW.
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also this is textbook fear mongering. you shouldn't be afraid to critique politicians. they exist to serve and represent you.
I was gonna get mad about this - because yeah, obviously??? that’s how I feel!!! - but they’re right. There’s a tonne of people protesting this who aren’t anti-death penalty, they just don’t want to be reminded it exists. If it’s barbaric to televise it, why is it done at all?
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It was eye-opening to me when I realized that by "false accusation" a lot of men mean that a woman accurately described what happened.
No police, no arrest, no consequences. Just a woman saying what happened.
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Contrary to popular belief on this god forsaken app, it is possible for a woman to consent to an encounter with two partners but to withhold consent when a new group of men enter the room or when 57 more are invited in a group chat. That feels pretty obvious unless you believe women are freely conquerable once they breach your standards of modesty.