I had sèx with him for the first time and found out he talks the entire time and every single thing he said made me wêtter I'd been warned by my friend who hooked up with his roommate. "He's a talker." I thought she meant like, grunts or whatever. She did not mean grunts or whatever. This man narrates. "You're so wèt already, fùck." "Your puşşy is gripping me so tight." "You feel incredible, I could stay inside you forever." "Look at you taking every inch." And it wasn't cheesy. It wasn't performative. It was breathless and low and wrecked and completely natural, like he couldn't help it, like he was overwhelmed and his mouth was just saying what his body was feeling.