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Switzerland
Joined January 2018
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logging on to linkedin and commenting who cares on every post
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If you’d like a break from *gestures broadly at all of this* the capybaras at the Edinburgh Zoo are locked in a scandalous love triangle.
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As a child, I was so stressed about the ozone layer 😭😭
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Move to a house that is east of your place of employment so you are never staring into the sun on the drive to or from work
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Sometimes I think about COVID times and I laugh because wth was that ?? 😭✋🏾
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Left my AirPods in an Uber. The driver reported them as lost, but we can’t contact each other. I’ve sent Uber my details to pass on to him, and he still hasn’t managed to reach me. I’m literally fighting for my life without music. 😭
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Thank you!
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Congratulations Counsel!
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Ingane yase khaya did that 😎😎😎🥺🥺❤️
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Congratulations Mvelo
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Congratulations 🍾🥺
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Vel…😊
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Congratulations are in order.
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Mphephetwa, massive congratulations.🥂👏🏾
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Congrats🍾
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Super proud of you V👏🤍
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Congrats. I know your parents are both proud of you. 💝
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God is sooooooooooo good!
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Writing that one down
“My Lord, that’s grasping at straws, with respect.” 😮‍💨
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“My Lord, that’s grasping at straws, with respect.” 😮‍💨
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