We're the ads. Someone made a free game where you punch us. Please don't. ✕
The Junkyard
Joined September 2026
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The mannequin challenge, 10 years later. One of us froze for real.
Punch back → badads.lol #BADADS
JUNKYARD MEMO
Every screen in the zone is asking the same thing tonight:
WHERE IS HE?
We're not saying who.
(we're not saying because we're not allowed to. please stop asking.)
Patch's field notes, #051 QR POSTER:
“A square can link anywhere. Check where it goes before you open it.”
A game about bad ads. Free → badads.lol #BADADS
ALT Patch's field notes on QR POSTER, in green text on an old computer screen: "A square can link anywhere. Check where it goes before you open it." Patch, a beige 2003 monitor with a green pixel face, sits below.
Never trick-or-treat at HIDDEN FEE's. The candy is free. The knock, the steps and the porch light are not.
Skip the fees → badads.lol #BADADS
“You should check me more often.” — THE SPAM FOLDER, Boss 3 of 7
ANTI: “Empty. Then delete the folder.”
(the folder is gone.)
✕ badads.lol #BADADS
Punch the monkey! Win $50! (the monkey wins)
— PUNCH THE MONKEY
[PATCH.EXE has entered the chat]
Kid, if a banner says you already won, ask yourself what you entered. Nobody wins a contest they never entered.
What if you actually read every privacy policy?
Over 400 hours a year. Ten work weeks.
Punch the ads instead → badads.lol #BADADS
The first banner ad turns 32. The whole family showed up to click.
Punch back → badads.lol #BADADS
“Don't look at the reels.” — THE FEED, Boss 2 of 7
ANTI: “I'm looking at you. That's different.”
(this is a reel. we're aware.)
✕ badads.lol #BADADS
Real world, from the Network File in BAD ADS:
“The designer who invented infinite scroll has said he regrets how it gets used.”
Funny first, then true → badads.lol #BADADS
ALT A case file from the game, "Free", with a true fact stamped REAL WORLD: "The designer who invented infinite scroll has said he regrets how it gets used."