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not very eva

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it's me eva from twitter they suspended my old account bc it was too funny and clever. yelling on @youcantdohockey

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Joined August 2019
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i was gonna complain about something else but never mind i just saw a dog in a sidecar!!!!
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i want to be clear that my girlfriend and i are NOT dressed up in a straight people sexy deer and hunter costume. she has her antlers FROM THE REN FAIRE on and i HAPPEN to be wearing carhartt overalls and a plaid shirt for warmth. thank you.
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okay i only crafted and tended the fire BECAUSE I AM GOOD AT IT
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Ellie Guzman@ellie_guzmanOct 30
Oh, great. What the hell am I supposed to do with my Lennie and George as immigration officers copaganda show now? Who’s going to buy Of ICE and Men now?!?!
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@DiscussingFilmOct 30
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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the first headache i have a memory of having was on october 31 1997
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asked my mom at 10 years old what the FUCK was happening to me when i had fun shit to do like trick or treating and she was like “yeah it’s like that sometimes”
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YES i vote, i just complain the whole time and for several weeks before and afterward. that’s my right.
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i’ll literally always vote for metro water commissioners at the very least, as long as they’re on the ballot i’ll keep coming back
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plus they give me two hours on the clock to do it. well alright i’ll take the carrot!!
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for decades i’ve firmly believed this to be the best treehouse of horror clip of them all, and i’ve been right the whole time
On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 (@dailysimpsons) profile pictureOn This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦@dailysimpsonsOct 30
32 years ago today, No TV and no beer made Homer Simpson something something. #TheSimpsons episode “Treehouse of Horror V” premiered October 30, 1994.
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i think we should all be a little scared about what could happen with the fanfiction website down for up to a month tbh
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el knew about a news event involving a mine before me… something is out of balance
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painted miffy on this butter dish and couldn’t be happier with both my vision and execution, getting old rocks u can do whatever you want with your time and money
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lincoln park always smells like rubbing alcohol and fake linen air freshener
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if i ever write a book im using enif smoor as my pen name
Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller (@JohnnyCallicutt) profile pictureNancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicuttOct 27
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 27,1945
P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO STANDING IN FRONT OF A DOWNTOWN STORE NANCY: SLUGGO IS SO SILLY--- HE LIKES TO READ SIGNS BACKWARDS SLUGGO READS A SIGN THAT READS … SUGAR SALE SLUGGO: RAGUS ELAS P2- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF THE DRUG STORE SLUGGO: SGURD P3- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF A STATIONARY SHOP SIGN THAT READS… PAPER PENS BOOKS SLUGGO: REPAP SNEP SKOOB P4- SLUGGO READS A FINE ROOMS SIGN SLUGGO: ENIF SMOOR P5-SLUGGO SEES A STOP SIGN SLUGGO: SUB POTS P6-SLUGGO SEES A MESSAGE, THATS WRITTEN BACKWARDS ON A FENCE IT READS… OGGULS A SI EPOD SLUGGO HAT FLIES INTO THE AIR WHEN HE REALIZES WHAT IT SAYS… SLUGGO IS A DOPE NANCY HAS WRITTEN THE MESSAGE AND IS HIDING BEHIND THE FENCE

ALT P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO STANDING IN FRONT OF A DOWNTOWN STORE NANCY: SLUGGO IS SO SILLY--- HE LIKES TO READ SIGNS BACKWARDS SLUGGO READS A SIGN THAT READS … SUGAR SALE SLUGGO: RAGUS ELAS P2- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF THE DRUG STORE SLUGGO: SGURD P3- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF A STATIONARY SHOP SIGN THAT READS… PAPER PENS BOOKS SLUGGO: REPAP SNEP SKOOB P4- SLUGGO READS A FINE ROOMS SIGN SLUGGO: ENIF SMOOR P5-SLUGGO SEES A STOP SIGN SLUGGO: SUB POTS P6-SLUGGO SEES A MESSAGE, THATS WRITTEN BACKWARDS ON A FENCE IT READS… OGGULS A SI EPOD SLUGGO HAT FLIES INTO THE AIR WHEN HE REALIZES WHAT IT SAYS… SLUGGO IS A DOPE NANCY HAS WRITTEN THE MESSAGE AND IS HIDING BEHIND THE FENCE

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i know i’m not a “movie guy” but this one is delightful to me
Le Cinéma Club (@lecinemaclub) profile pictureLe Cinéma Club@lecinemaclubOct 23
This week: POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN a film by CECELIA CONDIT. 1983. 12 min. The video artist whose analog horror has gained a new audience in the social media era explores the eeriness of suburbia in this musical about a handsome cannibal. For one week on lecinemaclub.com.
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saw my pharmacist on the bus… unsettling
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this morning on the bus there was an old old man going absolutely ham under his coat with a long wooden backscratcher, it was obviously deeply off putting but also compelling somehow
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rest in peace my big green glasses (sat on em)
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Any time someone tries to justify working for an AI company or a defense contractor I think of this Vonnegut quote
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my best friend got married!!!
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