Vikki-Tikki-Tavi

went to the gym directly after the hookup, and apparently, when c*m dries on black synthetic fabric, IT STAINS IT WHITE

hooking up outside in gym shorts was a huge mistake coz why tf are there so many fucking mosquitoes out here and why are they not dead after all this pollution 😭

now how did i ratio nnm so bad 😭

bhai raat k 2 baje tak lagataar ye kon chutiya log patakhe phod rahe hai 🫩

happy diwali oomfies 🪔🏮✨️

drunk af rn... i love parties w open bars 😭😭😭

thank gawd this diwali event has non-sanghi organizers... we have non-veg as well as an open bar 😌😭

they made a white raye 😭😭😭

watching the aqi meter read higher and higher this far before diwali while dehatis around us have ALREADY started bursting crackers 💀🙏

completely baffled by the fact that he has such an objectively amazing physique, but despite that, as a gay man, i do not feel even a shred of attraction towards him whatsoever 😭😭😭

i try to cut unnecessary sugar from my diet for MONTHS only to then end up DEVOURING these fucking mewa bites come diwali 😭😭😭

the winter smog has already descend and its not even diwali man 😭😭😭

omfg i need y’all to understand that this is as monumental as bee jay pee losing in gujarat

zohran has been gaining weight like a man who has comfortably settled into a stable relationship lol it's so adorable 🥰 but rama needs to do something about that hideous mustache tho STAT 🤧

"hey crow eat my meat..." as a translation for the bridge in 'nadaan parindey' is killing me 😭😭😭

gooned to oomf last night and holy shit what a good and deeply fulfilling sleep was had after such a long time 😌

okay but why did his masala dosa actually look so good wth

sometimes bi men really test the limits of my patience 🫩

how are ppl not getting the reference 😭😭😭