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one of my cats is 20 and she sleeps in bed with me. i wonder if one day i will wake up next to a corpse. not fun to think about.
Just thought some shit like "damn I could be very easily black bagged if one so desired" on my walk home from work and I get home and theres 3 cars I dont recognize with faint lights inside parked in the street outside my house.
I just pulled some of the worst selling barbecue sauce off the shelves. Some of it expired 2 years ago.
I wrote soda with three exclamation points on the label for the soda pallet. A little pickle for the knowing ones.
i cant wait to see ship catch
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14 counts of vehicular manslaughter retweeted
America is a Latin American country now, so let me explain politics:
We elect communists to kill the rich. But communism brings poverty & crime. So we elect fascists to kill the communists. But the fascists hand the economy to oligarchs. So we elect communists to kill the rich.
I cant think about shit normally I gotta imagine it from the perspective of a hunter gatherer 50,000 years ago or a completely inhuman alien from a wildly different society or else I struggle to get a complete understanding
Imagine being in school and your homie legally named infant male
this is so cruel poor steve
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
My manager covered up they've "vi" in "Greek vinaigrette" and showed it to me. What did he mean by this?
