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@vlezvs

sabbabrina truther, mamma mia liar | 24 she/her seasian

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a@vlezvs6 Sep 2021
my mothers NEVER had a bad photo taken of them
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patrick stewart’s last movie ever is gonna be avengers doomsday and you guys want me to believe we live in a just world
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one thing about amanda seyfried is she will haunt the narrative!
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she was allah
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selena demi reunion kinda excessively corporate and inauthentic but those are my biological mothers i’m taking what i’m getting
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now if they’re serious about my wellbeing then we get them back in the studio together
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i go through instagram meme account posts hoping to find my tweets in their screenshot dumps
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if i were nathan fielder i would have lied and said that elizabeth holmes sang "lay all your love on me" in prison so amanda seyfried would be forced to reenact it
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he’s cooking her dinners, washing the dishes, and making her laugh! i know many idiot boyfriends who cannot say the same
dom (@dearooz) profile picturedom@dearoozOct 27
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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all the propaganda zionists spend abroad to convince us they’re blameless victims then one isr*eli opens their mouth and it’s super mega ultra hitler
Middle East Eye (@MiddleEastEye) profile pictureMiddle East Eye
@MiddleEastEyeOct 26
"Carpet bomb them all". Speaking to The Guardian at an event ahead of Israel’s elections, a young Israeli woman called for Palestinians to be forcibly displaced from the Gaza Strip, saying they should be killed if they cannot be removed.
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people on my side of the internet were praising her for it!
bec (@benepla_) profile picturebec@benepla_Oct 25
I thought it was interesting that Billy acted like [YKW] was cancelled / dragged for her Charlie Kirk comments cuz I didn’t even know that happened. I thought she spent the last year getting divorced and playing Joni Mitchell songs
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algorithms have obviously made everything so polarized 😒 but in every circle that is important and meaningful, she was celebrated for standing 10 toes down on calling charlie kirk hateful while people were getting doxxed/losing jobs over it
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bec@benepla_Oct 25
I thought it was interesting that Billy acted like [YKW] was cancelled / dragged for her Charlie Kirk comments cuz I didn’t even know that happened. I thought she spent the last year getting divorced and playing Joni Mitchell songs
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all this talk about “technology” having “progressed” yet nobody’s been able to come up with a mirror that lets you see the back of your head 🤔
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amanda seyfried seems smarter than like isaac newton
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this is the correct opinion to form when you move to la
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@CynthiaErivo1Oct 24
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“what was your biggest impact on the internet?” i found a bts file off my mamma mia dvd i don’t think the public had ever seen before abt the cast being drunk on ouzo and it went viral and christine baranski went on the record to say it wasn’t true 😭
Jubilee ❣️ (@16pxl) profile pictureJubilee ❣️
@16pxlOct 23
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" i phototshopped this meme and it went triple mega platinum overnight bc everyone thought it was real 😭 sorry paris!
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definitely my fault you can tell by the way i shortened the video i was making it sound like they were just drunk all the time 😭😭💀💀
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but also that editor def knew what they were doing stringing those clips together at the end like that 😭😭 not my fault i pulled it out of the metadata looking like that!!
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All the women who love Johnny depp
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@CoveredGeeklyOct 22
Johnny Depp received one of the highest test screening scores for a lead performance in years for Ebenezer • Depp scored 86, the "norm" is 67 • The movie scored 80, the average is 72 • Woman over 35 scored Depp with 90 In theatres November 13, 2026 (via @PuckNews)
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she should’ve said this to billy in that dinner table scene
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